I had this friend. For, like, ten years.
For ten years, he begged me to go out with him, and I kept telling him it'd ruin our friendship.
Finally, I gave in.
Two months later, he dumped me, and I haven't heard from him since. Not even to tell me I was right about the whole ruining-our-friendship thing.
Haven't thought much about him in years - haven't even really been curious as to what he's up to, now. But this comic made me laugh right the hell out loud.
