are all fucking crazy. 

I'm sexually frustrated, but too afraid of aids to fuck anyone.  Not only that, but for all the people I've met nobody who sparks a single real interest in me.  Too predictable.  Too many headaches.  Too much baggage.

I really can't speak for everyone, but I believe females have a way of knowing when something isn't right.  To aid that, everyone is so into mouth running that secrets of the sexual nature just can't be kept.  Note to you shady characters: the truth ALWAYS comes out.  The solves-all for this?  Balls up and be honest.  You wanna fuck everything that walks?  Make that be known.  You wanna keep a sexual relationship with more than one person?  Keep those involved informed.  There are simple guide lines that can be followed to be a sleaze in a more proper and effective way.  It's not sleazes I have a problem with, it's liars.

Anyways.  Anyone know an easy way to turn your vagina off?