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Last Updated: 10/19/2009

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Ashley ♥.. (2)
March 6, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Writing and Poetry



CAUTION! WARNING!

PLEASE READ COMMENTS

BELOW BEFORE USING THE SHELLY



* PLEASE make certain all parts are properly installed before

using the Shelly. 


* PLEASE regularly check and ensure that all the screws and

parts are fully tightened before using the Shelly.


* PLEASE  always use the Shelly in a loving and respectful

manner. Using the Shelly in an incorrect manner may cause

DANGER and or INJURY to the user.


* PLEASE use the Shelly in the manner that the Shelly was

intended for. NOT as a wheel chair, a toy, a door mat, or any

other object for your personal gain and or pleasure.


* DO NOT allow unattended stupid people to sit on or play in

the vicinity of the Shelly without proper adult super vision.


* DO NOT use the Shelly on slippery hard floors, like tiled

surfaces, for example.


* DO NOT use the Shelly on uneven surfaces.


* DO NOT stand on top of the Shelly.


* DO NOT climb on the back or arm of the Shelly.


* DO NOT sit on the edge of the nerves of the Shelly; this may

cause INSTABILITY and possible INJURY to the user.


* IF you intend to use the Shelly in a drama zone we

recommend using a mat.  NOT using a mat WILL RESULT IN

DAMAGE TO THE SURFACE OF THE USER'S SOFT HEAD.

Mat sold separately.


* DO NOT EVER PUT YOUR FINGERS IN ANY

MECHANISM OF THE SHELLY!

This could result in the LOSS OF YOUR FINGER.


* DO NOT touch, sit on or tryout the Shelly without the direct

permission and or assistance of the owner.

We are not responsible for the damage caused by the owner.


* CAUTION *

The disposition of the Shelly is subject to change

WITHOUT WARNING!



PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COPYCAT, CLONE,

REPRODUCE, OR CHANGE THE SHELLY IN ANY WAY,

SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN

CONSENT OF THE CREATOR HERSELF.















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Ashley ♥'s John
Ashley Dillard

 
PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COPYCAT, CLONE,

REPRODUCE, OR CHANGE THE SHELLY IN ANY WAY,

SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN

CONSENT OF THE CREATOR HERSELF.

*I don't think a reproduction could ever be possible:)* You my buddy are def. one of a kind.

 
Posted by Ashley ♥'s John on March 6, 2009 - Friday - 4:24 AM
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*~*AMANDA*~*
Amanda Hall

 
Now that is awesome.
Now someone needs to write instructions for mothers before they leave the hospital with infants!lol
 
Posted by *~*AMANDA*~* on March 30, 2009 - Monday - 12:48 PM
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