My Corporal Sara with no h and I got bored and WE wrote this story using ya’ll songs titles…enjoy
Story Telling Smith and Pyle Style
I am Calling Down A Blessing for the girl with the Flower In Her Hair who goes by the name of Julie Baker who is soaking her worries at Jimi’s Bar because she’s Too Damn Tired to take care of her unruly kids and they disparately need a good Spankin. Julie said to the bartender I Ain’t no princess but I’ve been kissin frogs. I need to stop drinking this beer and get me some coffee with tons of Sugar in it, so it can flow through my veins to stay up for ride home to her ungrateful husband Ron. Unbeknownst to her, the bartender Kimmy was having an affair with her husband and she turned to Julie and flat out said, “I Wish You Were Dead!” Julie sat there, thinking of her husband touch this bitches Slippery Hips and became angry at the thought of them together. Not only had he touching Kimmy’s slippery hips, he had also had his filthy hand on her Ass. Enraged, Julie stormed out and ran home to find her husband in bed with her best friend Sora. As her friend ran crying from the room, Julie shouts at her husband “Do You Ever Think Of Me!!” what is it with you and all these other women!!? Ron just stared at his wife, slapped her in the face for speaking to him the such a way. Julie was in rage she grabbed her gun off the shelf and put on a Show for the neighbors to hear by shooting his cheating ass
Then she covered his body with his Frumpy Flannel hunting shirt and ran from the house. Knowing that her husband’s spirit would never Go Rest High, she got in her truck, turned to her dog Zoey and said, I Like You Too Much to leave you here” so she put the dog in the back of the truck and left town. With a somewhat somber Anthem playing on the radio, she drove away and was never to be seen again…i guess you could say she was like Peter Pan in never never land….never to be found and never to be touched by a man again…. The End!