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Current mood:  enlightened Category: Sports
I usually don't write blogs because I know it will be taken out of context and I'll have to explain every line I write. I am making an exception because this is an issue (not seriously) that needs to be brought to light. I think that as an adult male in social situations you get a certain eye about things. I recently came to the startling realization that of all the clubs, partys, get togethers, anywhere to meet women places I've been to that some comedians are the best/worst (depending on how look at it) Cockblockers EVER. Every guy that's tried to pick up a female has been Goaltended by either the girls Fat friend or Ugly friend and that is understandable considering women can block all they want and still be alive the next day. They won't lose cool points and in some cases the female blocked will thank the Fat/ Ugly friend after seeing pics of the guy that they almost banged due to the digital camera pics that every woman brings out nowadays. BUT as a man there is NO time that it's excepted. NONE BITCH! I've seen friendships torn apart in 1 night. 1 dude is trying to run game on some Trim and his drunk buddy is being a straight CB4 when he should be all in between the folds of the Fat friend. I've faced some of these dudes and they are worthy adversaries. When I was in the Army the men to women ratio was like 8 to 1. So if you were in some little sorry ass military town that only had a cleaners, used car lots, and strip clubs outside the base then the chances of you seeing a vagina opposite payday weekends were pretty slim. I was lucky enough to be stationed at Fort Bragg, NC where there were colleges and other miscellaneous PC's (pink cookies) to run up in and I didn't have to risk the STD's, or a military marriage, or kids. Those were some hater dodging days and I'm proud I survived. Also it was the only real combat I saw for my 8 years except for the tour I did in Kuwait where I stayed literally for a day. Comedy is a lot like the military in those respects. There is probably a 10 to 1 ratio though. So the Blockery is on high. Some of it is just plain pathetic but some of it is artistic. I respect any man's game but for a lot of comedians the fact that they have no game is there game. With the low self esteem, low confidence, and the need for attention then you have a shitty social situation ahead of you. If your just a dude playing by the rules of the game then you are ill equipped for the barrage of hate that is headed your way.
6:07 PM
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