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TIM MILLER



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City: Alexandria
State: VA
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/12/2007

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Monday, April 28, 2008 

Current mood:  enlightened
Category: Sports
I usually don't write blogs because I know it will be taken out of context and I'll have to explain every line I write. I am making an exception because this is an issue (not seriously) that needs to be brought to light. I think that as an adult male in social situations you get a certain eye about things. I recently came to the startling realization that of all the clubs, partys, get togethers, anywhere to meet women places I've been to that some comedians are the best/worst (depending on how look at it) Cockblockers EVER. Every guy that's tried to pick up a female has been Goaltended by either the girls Fat friend or Ugly friend and that is understandable considering  women can block all they want and still be alive the next day. They won't lose cool points and in some cases the female blocked will thank the Fat/ Ugly friend after seeing pics of the guy that they almost banged due to the digital camera pics that every woman brings out nowadays. BUT as a man there is NO time that it's excepted. NONE BITCH!  I've seen friendships torn apart in 1 night.  1 dude is trying to run game on some Trim and his drunk buddy is being a straight CB4 when he should be all in between the folds of the Fat friend. I've faced some of these dudes and they are worthy adversaries. When I was in the Army the men to women ratio was like 8 to 1. So if you were in some little sorry ass military town that only had a cleaners, used car lots, and strip clubs outside the base then the chances of you seeing a vagina opposite payday weekends were pretty slim. I was lucky enough to be stationed at Fort Bragg, NC where there were colleges and other miscellaneous  PC's (pink cookies) to run up in and I didn't have to risk the STD's, or a military marriage, or kids. Those were some hater dodging days and I'm  proud I survived. Also it was the only real combat I saw for my 8 years except for the tour I did in Kuwait where I stayed  literally for a day. Comedy is a lot like the military in those respects. There is probably a 10 to 1 ratio though. So the Blockery is on high. Some of it is just plain pathetic but some of it is artistic. I respect any man's game but for a lot of comedians the fact that they have no game is there game. With the low self esteem, low confidence, and the need for attention then you have a shitty social situation ahead of you. If your just a dude playing by the rules of the game then you are ill equipped for the barrage of hate that is headed your way.
Bart Voisin

 
This sounds like a cry for help. You need a wingman? Behold, my sparkling resume:

*At least 4 ladies over 300lbs...each!
*2 questionable gender benders (even after an Adam's Apple check)...rough trip to Tokyo
*8 years in the Navy which led to:
...sucking face with women that I didn't even know where their face was
...putting my hands in places that would make Indiana Jones flinch
...being able to drink the guilt away.

Put me in the game, coach.
 
Posted by Bart Voisin on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 6:30 PM
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Mike Way
Mike Way

 
HAHAHAHA!! Great blog man, this is indeed an issue that needs to be addressed, and soon. Maybe we should form an advisory panel, see if we can get Kwame Kilpatrick to come speak on "the importance of not being a cockblocking biatch"

So I guess there's no need to ask how things went at the party Saturday night...
 
Posted by Mike Way on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 6:42 PM
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TIM MILLER

 
Oh the party on Saturday was off the hook. I was talking about past Blockages I've had. If you didn't notice the people doing all the Goaltending before then it will become obvious to you now.
 
Posted by TIM MILLER on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 3:46 PM
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Eli
Eli Sairs

 
oh like your one to talk. everytime im talkin to some trim at a show, you make all these stupid "youre gonna get some!" faces and thumbs up signs and humping motions behind her back. it's immature, damone, and it only makes yourself look bad.
 
Posted by Eli on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 6:57 PM
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Adrian

 
lol @ pink cookies.....niggahs do be blockin......or subconsciously blockin....you know that hows the weather type blockin.....I know him so let me start a convo with you type.....ish.....(sidenote)did this ho ass comment box just Ask Adrian Rodney did he want to give kudos? I don't do Kudos....
 
Posted by Adrian on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 10:08 PM
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Lafayette: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

 
true. although I've never experienced this brand of cockblockery from "seasoned" comics. Its always from the first or second timers who assume that because I had one good set that I'm the obi wan kenobi of comedy...." yo dog you was hilarious. do you think if I re write that bit about watermelons and bad credit it could work?" Or the nervous guys before a show. You've gotta avoid them at all costs. Otherwise they'll rap you up for eight hours with a teaser trailer of their act or the lack thereof
 
Posted by Lafayette: Dawn of the Dinosaurs on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 3:11 AM
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