So apparently it's not enough anymore that your myspace account constantly gets bombarded with ringtone comments and adds by fake people who want you to visit some website so you can video chat with them. No, now these people are actually somehow getting my phone number and texting me. It's like they're trying to find the best way to annoy people. Well I thought the text message conversation I had with this "person" was hilarious, so I figured I'd type it up for the world to see. =)
8:00 in the morning I get a text message from an unknown phone number (813-270-2526 in case you want to, I don't know, send annoying messages to it) marked urgent, with a red explanation point. This went on for a while since I was working and only checked my phone about once every hour or so.
Her: Gudmornin
Me: Who is this?
Her: This is Kim.Is this Eric?
Me: Lol nope. But good morning to you too.
Her: O...Im so sorry 2 bother u Hansome..
Me: Lol...How do you know if I'm handsome? I could be hideous.
Her: Im sorry I always call men {handsome,Poppy,beautiful,Surgar&Sweet dick}all the time.People say i look like GabrielleUnion.I say..I wish!
Me: I see.
Her: Whats ur name?
Me: You can call me sweet dick. Lmao. How did you get my number?
Her: I was dialin the wrong numba.How old r u?Whats ur race?
Me: 21 and white. And what website do you want me to go to again?
Her: I never said go 2 any website.How much do u way?Do u like blak chics?
Me: Sometimes. Not usually my type. I'm also not really into slutty girls or fake ones. So how old are you? I would guess either 13 or 45?
Her: Im 34.Do u look Spanish?R u pale?
Me: Oh ok. Yeah I'm pretty much a ghost. Think Casper.
Her: Sorry i have the wrong numba.
Me: I'm pretty sure we established that around 8 oclock this morning. Good luck with your next wrong numba and thanks for entertaining me. =)