I'VE DECIDED TO POST THE FOLLOWING ON MY PROFILE & I GUESS IT'S A DISCLAIMER...I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE ASKING ME TO DESCRIBE MORE ABOUT MYSELF SO HERE IT IS...I GUEESS IT LOOKS BETTER ONLINE THAN IT DOES HEARING IT. LOL.
DISCLAIMER:
I'M EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, PATHOLOGICAL & HYPERSENSITIVE TO TOUCH, SMELL & TASTE. I HAVE AN OVER-REACTIVE NERVOUS SYSTEM WHICH MAKES ANY STRESSFUL SITUATION WORSE, MULTIPLIED BY 10.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I ACCEPT THAT I'M A DISORDERED PERSONALITY. I TAKE MY MEDS RELIGIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY KEEP ME FROM BEING A DANGER TO MYSELF OR OTHERS.
OK, LET ME SEE....HMMMM.
I'M ONLY HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED AND SOMEWHAT FATAL IF PROVOKED, BUT WORRY NOT...I ONLY ATTACK AND INJURE PEOPLE AFTER HAVING WARNED THEM 3 TIMES.
I LOVE THE NUMBER 3 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.
I'M WEIRD, BITCHY, MOODY AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE. A LITTLE PARANOID, A LITTLE OBSSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE & COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF WHAT PEOPLE WANT FROM ME TO BEGIN WITH.
I'M SUPERSTITIOUS, BOSSY AND TOTALLY INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING MOST PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF OR CAN'T DIGEST.
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M KIDDING. I'M NOT.
PEOPLE EITHER HATE ME OR LOVE ME. THE FORMER IS OFTEN THE CASE BECAUSE PEOPLE EITHER WANT TO BE LIKE ME OR CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE ME.
I'M A BIT OF A BORDERLINE & A SITUATIONAL NARCISIST. MY PATIENCE FOR IGNORANCE & STUPIDITY IS ALMOST NON-EXISTANT & I WON'T PRETEND I LIKE YOU WHEN IN FACT I DON'T.
I LOVE A GOOD MINDFUCK BUT DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I WON'T DO THE SAME TO YOU. WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET. THAT IS HOW I ROLL. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH ME INTO THINKING I'M DELUSIONAL BECAUSE I CALLED YOU OUT ON SOMETHING, GIVEN MY PSYCHIATRIC DISCLOSURE...I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.
BIG NO-NO: MISTAKING MY KINDNESS FOR STUPIDITY OR BELIEVING YOU CAN FOOL ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, I'VE PROBABLY BEEN CALLED WORSE BY BETTER SO DON'T BOTHER.
IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE IT'S OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I FOUND NOTHING WORTH SAYING OR I LOST INTEREST AFTER THE FIRST LINE.
I HAVE AN AWESOME SENSE OF HUMOR AND I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM ADMITTING WHEN YOU'RE WRONG. SOME BELIEVE I CAN BE SWEET AND ADORABLE AND THEY'RE RIGHT, I CAN IF YOU STROKE MY EGO ENOUGH & SAY THE RIGHT THINGS.
REMINDING ME I'M CRAZY OR FUCKED UP...NOT IN YOUR BEST INTEREST. IF YOU'RE STILL THERE IN THE MORNING, AND MAKE ME BREAKFAST IN BED, I MIGHT HANG AROUND A BIT LONGER.
SO HOW CAN YOU GET ME TO FALL FOR YOU? MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I'M SAD; MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL WHEN I'M VISIBLY NOT; STAY WHEN I ASK YOU TO GO; TALK SOFTLY WHEN I'M YELLING; DON'T TAKE ANY OF IT PERSONAL EVEN WHEN YOU COULD ARGUE THAT IT VERY WELL IS; DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY OR CRYING; DON'T EVER EARN MY TRUST ONLY TO ABUSE THE PRIVILIGE. SIMPLE.
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I WONDER HOW MANY NEW FRIENDS I'LL MAKE...