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Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Leo

State: New Hampshire

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October 27, 2008 - Monday 

Current mood:  breezy
Category: Romance and Relationships

So, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. Believe it or not...I do that sometimes and although it tends to get me in trouble, I feel it's a must.

I have these neighbors that, if they aren't fucking, and by fucking I mean I can totally hear them ask each other if they should fist each other or just ...ugh...you get the picture. So if they aren't fucking, they are fighting.

By fighting I'm not talking about just yelling...they are having a boxing match and I'm counting how many plates are broken and betting with the other sleazy low life neighbors who's gonna sleep in the pick up truck later on.

I think of all the ways they could incorporate both of these pleasures into one.

He could give her a strawberry shortcake...where you punch a girl in the nose til she bleeds and then cum all over her face (courtesy of Kevin from http://pointlessbanter.net ).

But when they are fisting, I mean fucking, it gets me all worked up because A) my boyfriend is working and B) my boyfriend Jeff is working.

I'm not into fisting, but I'm definitely into having SWEET SEXY TIME.

I think, after being a very private person about my personal life I'm just about ready to NOT BE.

Man do I have SO MUCH material to blog about, hehe.

1) Things NOT TO SAY during sex.

Let me start by saying, and hopefully NOT embarassing my boyfriend, that early in our relationship, when we were you know...DOING IT he says to me, as I held his manhood in my hand..."what do you want to do with it?"

The idiot in me responds "put a flower next to it."

Luckily for me, he burst out laughing.

Then this other time...oh god, I was on top of him and he must of realized I was in a "happy place" and asks me "whatcha thinking of, babe?"

The idiot in me responds "pink ponies."

Once again, luckily for me...he burst out laughing.

Let's just say that I'm lucky because the shit that comes out of my mouth sometimes is simply that...shit.

So having a boyfriend with a good sense of humor, kids, is essential.

I think my boyfriend is heaven-sent. He really is a good guy and not to mention, um...gorgeous.

Yeah I'm bragging.

Because I can.

 

10:10 AM
 
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PopsPenguin
John Nusbaum

 
Welcome back PB!!!!
 
Posted by PopsPenguin on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 3:52 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
THANK YOU!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:31 AM
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Vic

 
Dun-HAMM!!!





(dotcom)
 
Posted by Vic on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:50 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
YES!
YES!


YES!

HAHA! YOU ROCK!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:45 AM
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ღQueen of Queensღ
Melissa Rush

 
I've missed you!! Kudos to you for getting a guy with a great sense of humor!!! All I can say is ENJOY it cause not all men are like that.

Wish we all could get that lucky......
 
Posted by ღQueen of Queensღ on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:27 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
I AGREE!

HE'S THE BESTEST, AND JUST IN BED.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:32 AM
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The Hyphenator
Jeff BG

 
Nice blog. Not embarrasing at all either. heheheh
 
Posted by The Hyphenator on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:28 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
BABY...

SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU ARE GREAT.

MY INSANITY DOESN'T FAZE YOU, YOU FIND IT ENDEARING.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:33 AM
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Drew

 
I am glad you are in a good relationship. Brag away! lol... that's cool.

Yeah, next time tell him you were thinking what it would be like for your neighbor to fist you. lol..... j/k....

Neighbors like that are so weird to me. I have no clue how they don't consider that the walls are thin. lol...

I had neighbors that fought all the time and hell we almost called the cops a few times. It was strange.
 
Posted by Drew on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:14 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
THANK YOU, I MUST SAY, I TRULY AM. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A VERRRRRY LONG TIME I FEEL IT FEELS RIGHT.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 6:25 AM
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BigGuyDT

 
"Neighbors like that are so weird to me. I have no clue how they don't consider that the walls are thin. lol..."

I just moved my Girlfriend into a brand new shiny apartment. The first thing we packed was the bed, and a cast iron head board, so when it hit the wall, it echo's.

The first time, She let everyone know how much of a sex addict she was. I quit 4 hours into it, and well she wasnt having that, So the neighbors heard me get raped. Complaining? No...lol Anyways, the sheer fact that you know someone is around the corner, behind a wall, in the room, or cop car for that fact is a plus, if you are into that.

Other than that...they prob. just don't care, and block the thought.



Now to you ChelleBell, Good for you forgetting yourself a good guy. Bout damn time, I guess I can take that counter down. Hopefully we will be reading more about you. Don't be so god damn stingy, write...Blog for christ's sakes...I'm bored, Entertain me dammit.

if I wasn't so lazy, I would blog again, but we don't need that, We all know where that went. 2 kudo's for you kid.
 
Posted by BigGuyDT on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:55 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
YOU FREAK!

HA!

GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU AND I BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG, EH?

LOL.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 6:26 AM
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BigGuyDT

 
Oh and, Would the title of this blog be a reference to peanut?
 
Posted by BigGuyDT on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:56 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!!!!

KUDOS TO YOU FOR GETTING THAT!

I'M A HUGE FAN AND I AM GUESSING YOU ARE TOO???????
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 6:24 AM
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BigGuyDT

 
the next two DVD's to be put out come out in Nov...

I always think of you when Peanut looks back and says so egotistically to Jeff..."am I pissing you off fa fa" lol
 
Posted by BigGuyDT on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 6:33 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
GOD DAMN...YOU ARE A TRUE FAN!

AWESOME, SIMPLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 6:43 AM
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Vic

 
Saw him in concert here in *ulp!* Jacksonville.

Walter for President.
 
Posted by Vic on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 11:43 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
HOW WAS IT?

HE WAS SOLD OUT WHEN HE WAS UP HERE IN *GULP* NEW HAMPSHIRE!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:46 AM
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Don Italo

 
You're a dork.

So why are those "things not to say?" They seemed pretty awesome to me. Like saying "I'm gonna hump you till your philipino tubes hurt."

That's sexy right?
 
Posted by Don Italo on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 11:23 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
UM...NO.

UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT NAUGHTY DIRTY 2GIRLS1CUP KINDA SEX.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:47 AM
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Vic

 
Dude... are you actually racist when it comes to reproductive organs?
 
Posted by Vic on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:50 PM
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Don Italo

 
Yes.

There is nothing that compares with eskimo.
 
Posted by Don Italo on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 4:01 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
WHOA!

WAIT A SEC...

WHAT ABOUT THE ESKIMOS?

AM I MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING?

DO TELL, I'M ALL EYES.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 4:32 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
HE TOTALLY IS AND THATS BECAUSE HE IS MEXICAN.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MEXICAN REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS?

AY CARAMBA!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:48 AM
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Don Italo

 
I assume you are referring to the 3rd testicle.
 
Posted by Don Italo on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 4:02 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
ACTUALLY, I WAS REFERRING TO THE 6TH TESTICLE.

THE THIRD TESTICLE IS LIKE SO LAST SEASON.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 4:33 AM
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Don Italo

 
The sixth testicle is really more for looks than anything, which is why the sack holding it is all nice and velvety.
 
Posted by Don Italo on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 9:23 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
OK, NOW YOU ARE BRAGGING.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 29, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:26 AM
[Reply to this] 
PsYcHo BiTcH

 
WE ALL DO!

HEHE!

I LOVES IT!
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:52 AM
[Reply to this] 
(Mark) Buddha (Celebrating the Yin And the Yang)

 
Daisies and a dirty Sanchez!!! Coming right up!!
 
Posted by (Mark) Buddha (Celebrating the Yin And the Yang) on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:32 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
EW.

EW.

AND MORE EW.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:53 AM
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*tragically malicious*

 
I wasn't nearly so worked up by the people who used to live in the apartment above me. They used to fuck all the time and their bed was right above mine and they seemed to know when I needed to sleep. Luckily for me, all that fucking found her pregnant and they moved out. The guy who lives up there now is very strange and will probably never even bring a date into the apartment... but he does TRY to play guitar... I need a house.
 
Posted by *tragically malicious* on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 4:36 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
MAYBE A BOYFRIEND WOULD BE EASIER?

JUST A THOUGHT?

HEHE.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:54 AM
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*tragically malicious*

 
I've already got a husband, so a boyfriend probably would not help me much. And I just hated those people anyway because the girl was a total bitch.
 
Posted by *tragically malicious* on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 2:15 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
*GASPS*

ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE SAYING?

NOOOOOO.

IF BY BITCH YOU MEAN A CUNTY ASS-RAPING UGLY SCAT-LOVING WHORE...THEN YES, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HATE HER.

LOL.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 29, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:29 AM
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Vic

 
Can I beat you in the face with a club then fling Italo's poo at you?

You might think that's gross, but I don't... as I'll already have my hands dirty.
 
Posted by Vic on October 27, 2008 - Monday - 5:49 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO "2GIRLS1CUP" DIDN'T YOU?

AND YOU ENJOYED IT, DIDN'T YOU?

BE HONEST.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:50 AM
[Reply to this] 
momma pup says: "Happy 4th of July"

 
roflmao....pink ponies.....love it
bout time you stated you were still alive.
 
Posted by momma pup says: "Happy 4th of July" on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:34 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
HEHE...AH AH AH AH STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE.

AH AH AH AH

STAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIVE.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 12:54 AM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
IT WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH WEIRDER IF I SAID BLACK PONIES, DON'T YOU THINK?

;)
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 29, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:30 AM
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Double Down

 
I laughed so hard at some of this stuff that I sharted. "put a flower next to it" - how do you dream up this stuff???
 
Posted by Double Down on October 28, 2008 - Tuesday - 8:13 PM
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PsYcHo BiTcH

 
HAHA!

GREEN EYES!
HOW ARE YOU?

LONG TIME NO SHART, I MEAN, SEE.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW MY BRAIN COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT. I NEVER EVEN PLAYED WITH PONIES LET ALONE ANYTHING PINK.
 
Posted by PsYcHo BiTcH on October 29, 2008 - Wednesday - 1:33 AM
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Astra Allen Art

 
I think your neighbors need a self help book on their doorstep... like 'whoops, how'd that get there?'

And to be ironic, the next time they're "you know.. DOING IT" :), if you live in apartments, call the manager to disrupt the 'disorderly conduct'.

They'll get the point.
 
Posted by Astra Allen Art on November 24, 2008 - Monday - 11:44 AM
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