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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 28
Sign: Virgo

City: Studio City
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/21/2005

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 

Current mood:  ecstatic

I found this online and had to share...further proof that men find women to be the root of all evil...

One day, while feeling extremely frustrated and spiteful, Gargamel decided on a new plan to exact revenge on the Smurfs, "a ruthless curse that will make them beg for mercy". Gargamel decided to send them a female Smurf - a Smurfette

Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

Smurfette is discovered by a single Smurf in the forest, wailing to herself and lamenting her unhappy lot in life. She explains to the Smurf that unless she is rescued, she will surely perish. Smurfette is a brunette with straight, stringy hair, ugly eyelashes, a plain dress and large plain shoes

Well, evil would certainly be too harsh a term. Trouble would definitely be a more appopriate word. And boy, could she cause trouble. As well, she was a really, really bad singer (so off-key that even Harmony Smurf noticed).

Papa Smurf is the Smurf who turned everything around for Smurfette. After a successful operation of "plastic smurfery", Papa Smurf transformed the ugly (and unhappy) brunette Smurfette into the blond bombshell she is today.



Currently watching:
50 First Dates (Widescreen Special Edition)
Release date: 15 June, 2004
Mister Jonez

 
This also illustrates the disguisting side of men who, if given the chance, will wait and take their turn at the only girl in town!   YUCK!!!  But true...for the most part.
 
Posted by Mister Jonez on Sunday, March 26, 2006 - 5:03 AM
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