November 17th, 2006 --  Lakers vs. Raptors

I haven't blogged in a very looooooong time, but I just had to share this amazing experience...ok. That's a lie. I just want to brag!  Last night I had floor seats at the Lakers game! Literally, on the floor...on the goddamn court! We were only two rows behind the Lakers bench...I could have reached out and touched the players! (if i had the balls to, anyway)

As we were sitting there looking around...a pretty young mother sitting behind me caught my eye. My friend Wally told me to check out her jewelry...amazing rocks! It was then we realized it was Kobe Bryant's wife! I couldn't stop staring at her $4,000,000 diamond ring - I have never seen anything that dazzling in person before. She had her two young children with her, and was very pleasant to me when i said hello. But, how the hell did we get better seats than Kobe's wife???

And if that wasn't surreal enough, during the game Kareem Abdul-Jabbar walked right in front of us! I'm pretty sure Wally peed his pants a little. All in all, in was THE most amazing game I have ever attended! Thanks so much to Jeff for hooking it up...Wally and I will both be giving you blow-jobs for sure!!! (Wally first...)

Here are a few pics from my night...