Wow, my calendar is way off. Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! I was gonna go to work, but then I got high...
I'm pondering whether or not to celebrate today/tonite. After all, I'm white. And American. To me it's just the fifth day of May in the year 2008. And to clear it up, no, it's not Mexico's Independence Day! Damn, I'm tired of hearing other white people think that. I'm not fo' sho' but I think it's something to do with Mexico's army beating the French Army a couple centuries ago.
Yes...I'm a dork. I want to be on Jeopardy! someday, maybe put some useless knowledge to use. Although, I would lose badly I think it would be fun. I'd be the guy in the red who doesn't even get to play Final Jeopardy. Either that, or I would get so peeved that I would break something. Or, knock the dude in the middle in the back of the head for stealing my goddamn answer.
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Chocolate milk does not go well with a hungover tummy ache. Not well at all. You can ask the parking lot of India. My "magic carpet" took me there. Ha, ha, ha!
Wait, if I was to be on a game show maybe I should try Wheel Of Fortune or the Price is Right. I'd prolly have my bestest chance to win on one of those! I'm yet to sit in front of a TV and have anyone on Wheel do better than me, I swear. I wonder if I have to be up by 10 o'clock to be on the Price is Right, cuz that would not be very cool...
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Where's Darius when you need him? I've got some grass to cut and could use a hand. Can't beat good, cheap help! Since I know Darius will not be tuning in to my "blog," I must give a him mad props. So...props to Darius. The only human being more retarded than myself!
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Gotta go chase the sunset. Hopefully, we'll see everyone this Friday (May 9) at Harold's Bar and Grill in Tuscaloosa, and the Dos-ocho in Greensboro. To translate: Harry's and 28 Club.
Later.
--Jeremy Bushey--
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