I will now attempt a transcript.
Unholy Humpty Dumpty Mutant Eggman thing is sitting on a wall...
Kinder...yibbo shaky!
shakes smaller, non-mutant egg
Me unscrabbly.
unwraps foil cover to reveal chocolate egg inside.
Choca Doobee!
opens chocolate egg to reveal yet another egg, this one made of plastic
Doubly Choco Doobee, ops wubbo! (laughs)
opens yellow plastic egg, tiny plastic man which could possibly be a soldier but on further inspection he's got a red chef's hat on and holding a wooden spoon (also inexplicably red)
Tooooyy!
Mutant Eggman has apparently just eaten some of the chocolate
Yodel yum and choco scrum with multi-pumfabo toys!
picks up a small toy airplane from assortment of Kinder Surprise toys next to him
Oh, grobelee!
moves arms in circular motion; raises eyebrows. outside in the cold distance, a cuckoo cuckoos
Me scooble now. Nogo. Wheee!
Mutant Eggman does the "redrum" finger thing, and freefalls backwards of the wall. Proper British Announcer says "Kinder Surprise from Ferrero."
Discuss.