"KICK-ASS WEDNESDAY IS JUST TWO DAYS AWAY!!
Hey, all. Sorry for being out of touch the last few weeks. I got the
shit kicked out of me by two Russian guys when I was trying to bust
this limo thing they had going. I know for a fact it's a front for a
pirate DVD company and, man, I love movies. I don't want to see these
guys making cash from all my fave flicks. They broke my ribs and
slashed up my costume pretty bad, but the good news is they couldn't
identify me. A cop showed up and I managed to get away, but between
this and my school-work and my part time job I am way, way behind on
the myspace page.

Anyway, exciting news: The book is out this week. Millar and Romita Jr
have done an awesome job on this and I want to check in a few times
this week with more previews, advance reviews and all that stuff. I
can't believe a comic book starring me is actually out there with all
the regular stuff I pick up every month. We ship the same day as three
of my favourite books. Rest assured, I will be first in the store to
pick up my copies. The pages attached here are five preview pages, all
lettered and coloured and looking gorgeous. Keep an eye out around the
net for more previews, but the main event of course is the comic itself
which will launch on what's officially known as Kick-Ass Wednesday this
week. Please post on my site and let me know what you think.

Kick-Ass"