1. Who are you? The Dude
2. Are we friends? I spose so
3. When and how did we meet? Somewhere between trading jean like a baseball card... oh, nevermind, I knew you in middle school... fuck you were an asshole then.
4. How have I affected you? I am curious to know who the fuck GG Allin is after I saw your tat
5. What do you think of me?Eh, whatever, you're a cool dude.  

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Getting shitfaced and trying to down burritos with you and your bud.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Who the fuck knows...
8. Do you love me? You wish budday
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? Oh yeah, you sexy fucking beast!
10. Would you kiss me? Would you get me drunk first?
11.Have we kissed? Not that I know oh, well sortta, if you are fucking one person and subsequently every person they have fucked... I guess it works out the same way... I macked on you... whoa.
11. Would you hug me? If I was too drunk to stand on my own
12. Physically, what stands out? I would say the sideburns I covet
13. Emotionally, what stands out? You're a dickweed... I dunno
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Nah, then I would have to kick you in the nutts
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 69 DUDE, yeah, I am tired
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Corgasm... I dunno
17. Am I loveable? I am sure certain people find you to be
18. How long have you known me? off and on for like 4 years
19. Describe me in one word. Dude
20. What was your first impression? Why would Jean fuck him and not me? (Cause he's better looking you whiny bitch!)
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Sadly to say, not really.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Booze, pussy, and good music
23. Do you think I'll get married? prolly out of wedlock
24. What makes me happy? booze, pussy, and good music
25. What makes me sad? empty cans of 211, lack of pussy, and shitty music
26. What reminds you of me? 211, Jean's bitchass, that funky punker music I don't get
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a condom
28. How well do you know me? didn't you ask me this already?
29. When's the last time you saw me? Shit, last summer, we was eating burritos and then I puked.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Eh, not that I know of, now that I have brought it up so tactfully so many times, was the order me, broc, then you or what?

31. Have we ever had sex? My ass still hurts
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex? not anymore you cold bastard, you didn't give me the reach-around
33. Do you miss me? sometimes, good people are hard to find in this fucking place
34. Do you think i miss you? nah
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you? I just might

 

1. Who are you? Fucking Bani
2. Are we friends?You could say that.
3. When and how did we meet? I just remember being in the 6th grade and hearing that you liked to hump trees. you had a bad reputation, like the wild sonofagun you are, so we didnt start hanging out until I was 14 and drunk as hell one night, thats the night that little dan got punched in the face by the wasted mexican. although before that night you walked me home in the 8th grade, ohhhh you cute little fuck fuck!
4. How have I affected you? for years you've always been a good friend and weve had so many all night conversations that its helped me sort a lot out in my head.
5. What do you think of me? i think your an insane motherfucker, an idiot savant, my brothers other insane half , lazy but motivated at the same time, creative,hilarious, talented, criminal, criminal.. umm yea
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? most of them include my brother because u guys really have done some mental stuff..but just the ones of u are when you were 16 and had two tone hair, and i told u that you looked like sully from dr. quin and you said, " oh thats good because then id get to fuck jayne seymore and shes fuckin hot"

- the coast guard boat we went on in the ocean-seeing kiss-when u had sex with a 13 year old but didnt know she was that young r kelly-when i saw u at safeway at 8am blacked out-when u tried to prostitute yourself to get tattoo money- god this will go on forever- when leigh and i picked u up after u broke into the art school at like 3am we got stoned, dropped u off then u got arrested-when i had to convince u it was the year 2002 so u would forget about gene and party with us and listen to gg allin-when u dyed ur hair black drunkand your face turned black-when u played so many shows at the vertigo-the beach- all of lucas's going away parties-that one summer two years ago at the river-all the times u thought u were going insane, all our walks,us getting in physical fights, u and ali putting makeup on drunk, ME PEIRCING YOUR EARS DRUNK, RJ times!, us listening to REM wasted, going to seattle, drinking on the overpass, LISTENING TO OLDIES AND COOKING HAMBURGERS okok enough this isnt even 1% of my favorite shit. haha HEROIN AIDS UNDERAGE GIRLS ROCK AND ROLL BITCH, oh and partying in jeremys tattoo shop was pretty sweet and drinking on rooftops!!!OH and when jeremy told u that there was a girl who would run down mainstreet naked if someone had a corn dog tattood on them so u got the tattoo while we were wasted, and u got a bite taken out of it because of my experience at ampm hahahaha or all the times u wore those silly 80's sneakers and your vest with no shirt underneath. haha or when we got in a fight in newport and i had to chase u down the street!haha OR THE NIGHT U LOST YOUR V CARD AT THE RIVER, THE SAME NIGHT I MADE OUT WITH GAY RICHARD!ewww

7. How long do you think we will be friends? all my life
8. Do you love me? yes
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute?no, your a stud but come on cori, dont be gay
10. Would you kiss me? no
11.Have we kissed?no bitch

11. Would you hug me?yes
12. Physically, what stands out? all the tattoos my brother gave u
13. Emotionally, what stands out?you dont give up
14. Do you wish I was cooler?no
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?cori stop
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. BABY EATER
17. Am I loveable? yes
18. How long have you known me? awhile, a long time
19. Describe me in one word. insane
20. What was your first impression?  bmx kid who dates every girl from my school.
21. Do you still think that way about me now?haha u wish u could date the girls if i actually went to school
22. What do you think my weakness is? girls girls girls and when youre uninspired u give up on everything
23. Do you think I'll get married?yes
24. What makes me happy?doing things on your own time
25. What makes me sad? who knows, u always know things will work out so u have a carefree way
26. What reminds you of me? anything could
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? your dream guitar
28. How well do you know me?too well haha
29. When's the last time you saw me?today
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?no
31. Have we ever had sex?haha no
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex?no
33. Do you miss me?yes
34. Do you think i miss you?yes
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?no

 

 

 

if you know me then do this or you are nothing but ass plasma

1. Who are you? Doug
2. Are we friends? sure I guees but I might have to start charging you
3. When and how did we meet? I cant remember do having gulf war syndrome, and i  met you  thru ALi
4. How have I affected you?I dont know
5. What do you think of me? you should be come a serial killer and chop peoples faces off and where them as a mask
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you telling the story of drunk lucas past out in your bath tub after thanksgiving
7. How long do you think we will be friends? I dont know we will have to see how much you want to pay for my friendship
8. Do you love me? nah
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? nah
10. Would you kiss me?nah but billy might
11.Have we kissed? no
11. Would you hug me?no
12. Physically, what stands out? tattoos
13. Emotionally, what stands out?tatoos
14. Do you wish I was cooler?no
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? minus 20
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. doo doo cuz I call everyone doo doo
17. Am I loveable? i dont know i dont swing that way
18. How long have you known me? cant remember
19. Describe me in one word.rocker
20. What was your first impression? I dont know i think you where whining about not being able to play Ali's guitar
21. Do you still think that way about me now? no
22. What do you think my weakness is? your arm
23. Do you think I'll get married? no not if you are smart
24. What makes me happy? cars money music
25. What makes me sad?when you have none of the above
26. What reminds you of me? Old school rock
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?pot to piss in a window to throw it out
28. How well do you know me? so so
29. When's the last time you saw me?last time I was in the couv or vnc as you say
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?no I soeak what i feel
31. Have we ever had sex?no and it not going to happen buddy
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex?no
33. Do you miss me?no
34. Do you think i miss you?no
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?unsure

 

1. Who are you? Im the fucking ninja, bitch!
2. Are we friends? Yeah
3. When and how did we meet? at work...well thats pretty much it.
4. How have I affected you? you wash a mean dish.
5. What do you think of me? cool guy,good guitar player
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? We do awesome shit all the time...doesnt mean i remember any of it.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? till one of us ODs or dies tragically
8. Do you love me? like James loves weiners
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? Well i dunno....lets see where this 12 pack takes us.
10. Would you kiss me? YOU
11.Have we kissed? ARE
11. Would you hug me? GAY
12. Physically, what stands out? gotta be the burns man...
13. Emotionally, what stands out? you have emotions? FAG
14. Do you wish I was cooler? nah...you'd make me look even worse.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? This one goes to 11 baby
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. C-ROY Jenkins...Cause its your name bitch!!
17. Am I loveable? Like a rusty wool sweater in a dirty alley,you sex muffin
18. How long have you known me? bout what? 4 months?
19. Describe me in one word. Quadralage
20. What was your first impression? He'll do.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Now i KNOW you'll do...
22. What do you think my weakness is? Your nut sack
23. Do you think I'll get married? to a transvestite hooker named Randy in the year 2018
24. What makes me happy? BEERZ
25. What makes me sad? N0 MORE BEERZ GUYZ
26. What reminds you of me? Skulls and shit...and like..sheet rock and corn meal.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A chainsaw....yeah...
28. How well do you know me? pretty good
29. When's the last time you saw me? like...an hour ago
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? im really a man
31. Have we ever had sex? once or twice...
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex? meet me in the dumpster at work
33. Do you miss me? like Micheal Jackson misses Macully Culkin's mangina
34. Do you think i miss you? probably not...you slut!
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you? yeah alright
 

if you know me then do this or you are nothing but ass plasma

1. Who are you? Erica the Great
2. Are we friends? the Best
3. When and how did we meet? gosh like 4th grade maybe
4. How have I affected you? you are my lovey
5. What do you think of me? your the coolest dude
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? takin naps on your couch/bed or being the first boob you ever touched
7. How long do you think we will be friends? forever and a half
8. Do you love me? without a doubt
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? i'll always have a crush on you and no your not cute, your handsome
10. Would you kiss me? no
11.Have we kissed? no
11. Would you hug me? anytime anyday
12. Physically, what stands out? your penis? haha...your eyes
13. Emotionally, what stands out? your inner sweetness
14. Do you wish I was cooler? you cant be any cooler, you are the definition of it
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 45.8
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. handsome...i dunno. thats what i've alwasy called you.
17. Am I loveable? yes
18. How long have you known me? many moons my friend
19. Describe me in one word. fun
20. What was your first impression? too long ago to remember
21. Do you still think that way about me now? probabably not
22. What do you think my weakness is? your girl or beer
23. Do you think I'll get married? i hope so
24. What makes me happy? your girl
25. What makes me sad? the fact that im not home anymore
26. What reminds you of me? beer, parties, tattoos
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? time
28. How well do you know me? as good as i do
29. When's the last time you saw me? october

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i used to have a crush on you.
31. Have we ever had sex? nope
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex? nope
33. Do you miss me? tons
34. Do you think i miss you? you better
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you? maybe

 

The old one just wasn`t cuttin it anymore :)

1. Who are you? Brittany or "babe"

2. Are we friends? We are best friends

3. When and how did we meet?The vertigo/The halloween party when you ruined my life ;)

4. How have I affected you? In so many ways, you know

5. What do you think of me? I think you are an amazing person and the best thing to happen to me

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? There are so many good ones i could never choose a favorite

7. How long do you think we will be friends? Hopefully a very long time

8. Do you love me? I can honestly say i am in love with you

9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? yes to both!

10. Would you kiss me? Of course

11.Have we kissed? Everydayy

11. Would you hug me? Yuss
12. Physically, what stands out? You`r muscular arms ;)

13. Emotionally, what stands out? You`r a sweet heart and a bad ass rolled up into one guy

14. Do you wish I was cooler? Impossible

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? You are definitely off the scale

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Pants, or present

17. Am I love able? Obviously

18. How long have you known me? 3 years?

19. Describe me in one word. Perfect

20. What was your first impression? I thought you were totally smokin and i wanted you`r digits

21. Do you still think that way about me now? Pretty much

22. What do you think my weakness is? Kettle corn

23. Do you think I'll get married? I hope so

24. What makes me happy? The geeetar

25. What makes me sad? Getting pulled over

26. What reminds you of me? Pretty much everything

27. If you could give me anything what would it be? The kettle corn that is sitting right next to me, and a new windshield

28. How well do you know me? I think i can honestly say i know you better than anyone

29. When's the last time you saw me? At 10:00 this morning when you were leaving

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No i think we got that out of the way

31. Have we ever had sex? ;)

32. Do u think we'll ever have sex? It`s a possibility

33. Do you miss me? I certainly do

34. Do you think i miss you? I hope

35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?

I  already did and you never filled it out

 

1. Who are you? TARA
2. Are we friends? CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL
3. When and how did we meet? IN YOUR HOME
4. How have I affected you? I JUST KNOW YOU DIG MUSIC
5. What do you think of me? I DONT
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? CORNDOG STORY
7. How long do you think we will be friends? HMPH
8. Do you love me? SURE
9. Do you have a crush on me? Am i cute? YOUR PRECIOUS
10. Would you kiss me? NO
11.Have we kissed? NO
11. Would you hug me? IF YOU NEEDED ONE
12. Physically, what stands out? EYES
13. Emotionally, what stands out? HAVE NOT REALLY HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION WITH YOU
14. Do you wish I was cooler? I THINK YOUR COOL ENOUGH
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 10? YOUR CUTE
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
17. Am I loveable? YOU SURE ARE
18. How long have you known me? NOT VERY LONG
19. Describe me in one word. GIBSON
20. What was your first impression? SAME AS THE REST
21. Do you still think that way about me now? SURE
22. What do you think my weakness is? BRITTNEY
23. Do you think I'll get married? SURE YOU WILL
24. What makes me happy? BRITTNEY AND GUITAR. AND PEEING ON EACHOTHER IN THE SHOWER
25. What makes me sad? I DONT KNOW YET
26. What reminds you of me? BANQUET MEALS
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A DRAWING
28. How well do you know me? NOT VERY WELL
29. When's the last time you saw me? HALLOWEEN
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? NO
31. Have we ever had sex? NO
32. Do u think we'll ever have sex? NO
33. Do you miss me? I DONT KNOW YOU ALL THAT WELL... I JUST DIDNT WANT TO BE ASS PLASMA
34. Do you think i miss you? NO
35. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you? I HATE THESE THINGS..