(Advance apologies to those of you who are rightfully offended/repulsed by
Rock of Love Pus.)
Beverly fucked up, no question about it. However, I don't understand why Bret (of all people) was affronted by Beverly's "Judas kiss"-- yet he had no issue with Ashley screaming "
BETCH!" while hurling shit at Beverly's head. Which behavior would you find more alarming in a potential mate? I would much rather deal with an sloppy puppydog drunk like Beverly than a rancid frightwig like Ashley. Besides, Beverly knows the words to Bret's
new material, which is a rare quality in a young lady.
I already miss Marcia. She's probably the first
RoL contestant to ever point out the absurdity of the show on camera. "Some of dees girls love you, but I cannot love you because I do not know you." PREACH! And Bret's all like "
Wha? There's actually a chick here who isn't totally sweatin' my
closure piece?"