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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 31
Sign: Gemini

City: LOS DIABLOS
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/20/2007
Monday, January 26, 2009 
(Advance apologies to those of you who are rightfully offended/repulsed by Rock of Love Pus.)

Beverly fucked up, no question about it. However, I don't understand why Bret (of all people) was affronted by Beverly's "Judas kiss"-- yet he had no issue with Ashley screaming "BETCH!" while hurling shit at Beverly's head. Which behavior would you find more alarming in a potential mate? I would much rather deal with an sloppy puppydog drunk like Beverly than a rancid frightwig like Ashley. Besides, Beverly knows the words to Bret's new material, which is a rare quality in a young lady.

I already miss Marcia. She's probably the first RoL contestant to ever point out the absurdity of the show on camera. "Some of dees girls love you, but I cannot love you because I do not know you." PREACH! And Bret's all like "Wha? There's actually a chick here who isn't totally sweatin' my closure piece?"






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Dead Dentist™
Grace Face

 
Oh you artist of artists! Thank u for Juno and thank U for sharing with us ur views to us who thrive on silly tv as a means of an escape. u r quite right about everything ,as usual. My you are a perfectly cooked bowl of rice; stay cute and intimidatingly real. A random fan stuck in Nowheres, Texas, Tokin'G
 
Posted by Dead Dentist™ on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:06 PM
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Dead Dentist™
Grace Face

 
I know! The way U hide your face, perverting the poor cartoon character. CHILL, IF u EVER HAVE.
 
Posted by Dead Dentist™ on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:09 PM
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Patty Ann

 
LIghten up, dude.
 
Posted by Patty Ann on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 3:23 AM
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Dead Dentist™
Grace Face

 
SHE ALREADY HAS.... and U were no part of it!
 
Posted by Dead Dentist™ on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:10 PM
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Ali

 
Party pisser.
 
Posted by Ali on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:42 PM
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**

 
I agree.....Ohai Ali.....Also.. I love Tara.
 
Posted by ** on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:09 PM
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Ali

 
Ohai my little Tasty Sammich!
 
Posted by Ali on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:56 AM
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Mike Kingsley Vanata
Mike Vanata

 
Sometimes I feel so landlocked that I have no idea what the hell TV is bringing. You still need to check out what this genius did with your show!..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iVQ0iXs00
 
Posted by Mike Kingsley Vanata on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:25 PM
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Matt Ross
Turd Furgeson

 
She posted a blog about that already...
 
Posted by Matt Ross on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:39 PM
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Mike Kingsley Vanata
Mike Vanata

 
Oh I am sorry..Then I guess she got my message years ago. Sorry to all!
 
Posted by Mike Kingsley Vanata on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:43 PM
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Derek

 
Sloppy puppydog drunk is always preferable to rancid frightwig. I was married to the latter and it was a nightmare. I still don't quite get the appeal of Brett though. He looks like a puffed up Krispy Kreme.
 
Posted by Derek on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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TERRENCE
Terrence Kelsey

 
I'll admit that I watched the first two ROCK OF LOVE's and even the CHARM SCHOOL one with Sharon Osbourne. But for whatever reason I've decided not to tune in to this Bus show.
 
Posted by TERRENCE on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:28 PM
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Holly Go Darkly

 
Bret does like to keep the Drag Queen looking chicks around. Perhaps the reason he can't find the girl of his dreams is that they are missing one crucial piece. If you remember back to last season Destiney was also given her walking papers after saying that while she liked him a lot she couldn't say she loved him after only knowing him for like 2 weeks.
 
Posted by Holly Go Darkly on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:33 PM
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Nikki

 
I watched a bit of the previous seasons of Rock of Love. However, I tried to watch Rock of Love Bus and had to turn it off and promptly spray myself with Lysol.
 
Posted by Nikki on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:33 PM
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s a v a g e.
Savannah Kerr

 
Do people even stay together after these shows? Totally pointless. Oops. It seems I have dropped a cheez-it crumb in between my father's laptop's keys. EUREKA! I got it!
 
Posted by s a v a g e. on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:35 PM
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Ali

 
That crazy blond Amy Whinehouse wanna be is ridiculous. Her testimonials are so awesome. Like all these chicks are stupid and she's awesome. Awesomely gross. Honestly, Bret is kissing/fucking/sucking/groping 12 girls at a time. Gross girls. Girls who look like they have vag-cooties. And he's not stumbling-slobbering drunk because he's a diabetic and has to be somewhat careful about what he drinks. So, no, he might not be that super-fucked at a party. But COME ON. How many tongues does this dude have in his mouth a night? Or vags? Please. How 'bout that Penthouse Pet falling off the stage and that "What the French" chick with the uber-tits yelling at her? I'da thrown one of those table legs at her and popped her titty. OMG Also, did you see that he admitted to having extensions last week. "The greatest money can buy in Europe" or some shit? I nearly peed. That's some ugly hair. And then you paid for it? He was so much better looking with a shaved head.
 
Posted by Ali on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:41 PM
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Ali

 
Fuckin' hell. There were god damn line breaks in this when I typed it. Myspace fuckery.
 
Posted by Ali on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:41 PM
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Sir Isaac T.A.O.T.A.N.

 
Haven't seen the latest RoL, but all I can say is hopefully the one that gets a tattoo with Bret's name ends up being the one.
 
Posted by Sir Isaac T.A.O.T.A.N. on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:41 PM
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NVRENDIN

 
i totally paused before clicking on "closure piece". i was like what the hell. should i, shouldn't i? love your blogs. thx for the entertainment. also, i actually watched 20 minutes of rock of love bus because of you the other night...:)
 
Posted by NVRENDIN on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:46 PM
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Darla Glore O'Brien
Darla Glore

 
I'm still worried about poor Brit and the socks from last week. Is she a horder? She said she asked the place for the socks. Why? We need to find this out!
 
Posted by Darla Glore O'Brien on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:50 PM
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Cookie
Cookie Beck

 
Oh, RoLTB, how I love you. Even though you are overshadowed by Tool Academy right now in my estimation. I can't fight the Tool Academy love. ........I watched those two shows after watching United States of Tara, by the by. Absolutely love that show. But, I have to be real, my friend Leslie almost pees herself with unadultrated love & devotion from the other end of the couch. I must give her the props for fangirl-ery. ........Alice sends a chill up my spine. Shivah!
 
Posted by Cookie on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:51 PM
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packergirl
charlie p

 
I call it "Drama with Boobs".
 
Posted by packergirl on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:51 PM
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RODNEY CUTTING CONFESSIONS WRITER DJ BILLBOARD FAN

 
What kind of idiot would put up with a mate who exhibited EITHER of those traits...EVER??? Recently an Australian blogger here-Meg or something like that-who is in an abusive relationship moved with her children into a shelter-because I was homeless at the time (no longer true) I gave her tips for making the best of it and using their resources to get out of it and into an apartment (which I did) and this idiot promptly blocked me-which tells me she REALLY wants to go back to the asshole who beat her, demanded her money and called her and her children cunts and other wonderful names-she did NOT want to seriously consider life without this abusive piece of shit. Which makes her a first class loser which is true of ANYBODY that would put up with that type of abuse-I wouldn't even watch a show that centered on abuse unless the abuse had a positive resolution and a positive message...which is the case here: CUTTING CONFESSIONS-the bizarre funny and fate driven love story between an abused and artistically talented Beverly Hills girl and a Minnesota man-another different One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest and Girl Interrupted-set in Beverly Hills, Pasadena, Lake Havasu and the Las Vegas Strip-see my MySpace blogs and: www.cuttingconfessionsfilm.blogspot.com I apologize for the lack of paragraphs-it is the result of a Trojan implanted on my computer by a true sack of shit named Robert Catalfamo of Santa Barbara who is a career criminal-I am ordering a new computer and using all new programs, software and providers on it so this asshole has no way of knowing my new IP address (you can also see the story at my blogs about his many crimes including facing new charges for attempted manslaughter and threatening the Obamas.)
 
Posted by RODNEY CUTTING CONFESSIONS WRITER DJ BILLBOARD FAN on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:08 PM
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Ceryk

 
Isn't this like the 3rd or 4th "Find me some lovin'" show he's had?
 
Posted by Ceryk on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:06 PM
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Daniella

 
I think anyone knowing his new music is rare in it's self.
 
Posted by Daniella on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:16 PM
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iklipz

 
I think it's called a Wigdana.
 
Posted by iklipz on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:19 PM
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ABORTION PARTY!

 
It cracks me up that you watch this show... lol
 
Posted by ABORTION PARTY! on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:22 PM
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florida girl

 
plus...bret's been kissin all of those skeezers! good thing he cut bev some slack!
 
Posted by florida girl on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:23 PM
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Ally
Allyson Merico Forbes

 
I was disappointed in Beverly as well....but on a separate note, I swear I saw Amber entering Bret's show at one point. Am I crazy? Did anyone else see this? There was one scene when the camera was showing 2 chicks showing their tickets and then entering the show. One of the totally looked like Amber...and then Bret didn't party afterwards because he was "spent".
 
Posted by Ally on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:46 PM
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katykk a legend in her own mind~

 
I'm beginning to question Brets intentions....giggle...sorry, couldn't even keep a straight face while typing that.....
 
Posted by katykk a legend in her own mind~ on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:47 PM
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Hollywood Dick

 
Not to change the subject, but who was cooler last night--Tina or Meryl? Meanwhile, I honestly don't see how you can pay attention to any of those pathetic reality shows. 'Personality Disorder' seems to be the new 'Talent.'
 
Posted by Hollywood Dick on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:00 PM
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DontPanic

 
He only wears the blonde one with the rag when he can't find the ball cap with the phony pony tail
 
Posted by DontPanic on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:08 PM
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Jeff LeRoy
Jeff LeRoy Davis

 
This is off the subject- but in the realm of your expertise. Of the given choices to award the Best Original Screen Play Oscar for, I think, "In Bruges," is by far the best. What do you think of the nominations, and especially of, "In Bruges?"
 
Posted by Jeff LeRoy on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:33 PM
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ANGEL
Angel garcia

 
Im in love with Diablo Cody.
 
Posted by ANGEL on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:41 PM
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Josephine The Outlaw King

 
How come nobody ever mentions Brett Michael's wiglet?
 
Posted by Josephine The Outlaw King on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:46 PM
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SOME RANDOM CHICK

 
It was a drunk sloppy little kiss..she wasn't "makin out" with him. It's not like she screwed him or anything. Bret needs to get over himself just a lil bit. Ashley's a nasty bag of silicone, hair bleach, and bullshit.
 
Posted by SOME RANDOM CHICK on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:01 PM
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Wyn

 
Bret can only value what he recognizes in himself to be tolerable, while dismissing what then feels subversive to that. These ladies will all suffer warped measurements of rejection and acceptance from a guy who still thinks he's got the rocker's pulse of America.
 
Posted by Wyn on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 11:30 PM
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Amy

 
I just don't get where they find women who WANT to date Bret Michaels. Granted, one former contestant ended up with Dave Navarro, but who would want to get near the guy from Poison to take that roulette spin? Not I! I think of Bret Michaels and think of bad slow dances in 8th grade. Perhaps these contestants have a far better pay scale than we could imagine. That's the ONLY plausible explanation I can think of.
 
Posted by Amy on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:16 AM
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TIFFANY LIMOS http://tiffanylimos.blogspot.com/

 
lmfao!
 
Posted by TIFFANY LIMOS http://tiffanylimos.blogspot.com/ on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:18 AM
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Russbo
Russell Bolding

 
Never seen the show myself. Got sucker-punched into watching Double Shot o' Love (and have regretted every second of it... with the exception of watching the twins doing whatever it is they call what they do...*scoffs* Whatever! Going off to eat some chocolate cake, drink some milk and finish off this week's episode of USOT... been good to me so far. :) Thanks for the great show, fellow writer!
 
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Russbo
Russell Bolding

 
Ooops... forgot kudos...
 
Posted by Russbo on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:28 AM
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The DVD Marquee
Jeffrey Rosado

 
Gotta love the folks that actually buy new albums from vet artists/bands...those that take out the lyrics and memorize them...those that don't make beer runs during the performances of new songs. Still haven't had a chance to hop on board ROLB; but I'm sure a marathon's a-comin'. Best moment from last year: Brett's all hot and bothered with Daisy on a date at some combo restaurant/lingerie shop...and actually said the following: Ta-ha, uh-huh...and a hat. Gonna be hard for the new season to top a moment like that.
 
Posted by The DVD Marquee on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 1:10 AM
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The DVD Marquee
Jeffrey Rosado

 
Oh, almost forgot...Definitely not in the "women hurling objects" camp as far as a potential significant other. Women like that make me go, "Hey, I'll just come back when you're not here."
 
Posted by The DVD Marquee on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 1:15 AM
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Allyson!

 
I'm really glad you wrote a blog about Beverly!..I was watching the show last nite and my first thoughts were "i really hope Diablo Cody writes a blog about this"..Thank you!!!
 
Posted by Allyson! on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 1:26 AM
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eMerly

 
I'm just glad someone besides me admits to watching this show. I felt so alone in my shame. Now I'm going to just admit to my addiction.
 
Posted by eMerly on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 1:36 AM
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↑tomeako↑
Tomeako Mack

 
OMG!!! I just finished cleaning the screen of my Mac. I totally spit water all over it when the page loaded for the hair pieces. That's some funny shit, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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K to the T

 
closure piece...HAHA!
 
Posted by K to the T on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 2:18 AM
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Missy

 
Dorito and tequila breath...oh, did he learn of the vomit kiss? If not, I guess he just did!!
 
Posted by Missy on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 2:58 AM
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amber

 
I had no idea what this blog was about until I saw RoL tonight on VH1. I completely agree, they kept saying she was "making out" but what it really looked like was a little drunk kiss. Ashley is disgusting, "everyone pukes, everyone poops." uughh.
 
Posted by amber on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 3:21 AM
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Eunice

 
I was shocked about Bev kissing another guy...but i'm going to be honest...knowing how dumb guys are, not only did it probably turn Bret on, it made him feel threaten as well as possessive, knowing that one of his crew members made out with his "girl". Actions like that usual make guys jealous and "know" that you're worth it. I think Bev is sneaky and has a plan. Before that Bret was taking her for granted, now that he realizes that she finds other guys attractive, maybe he will work harder at impressing her. P.S. I think Bev action was more offensive then Ashley who was defending Bret "honor" and being loyal. Girls do that when they travel in pack and are in heat. What I don't get is what the hell were the wearing when they were moving the tour equipment...are you serious? I am sorry but no one can convince me that all those chicks don't have a bad case of yeast infection. I'm just saying, just saying.
 
Posted by Eunice on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 3:30 AM
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