Shocking?
I seem to have lost the knack to blog about anything other than writing, producing, pimping, ho-ing, etc. I don't even review weird new snacks anymore (luckily, the Onion AV Club has that beat covered.) It's always all about the proverbial grind (
with Eric Nies!) Work. Survival. Balls to the motherfucking wall. No time to rhapsodize on the
Butterfinger Buzz or the fried olives at my neighborhood restaurant, each one as miraculous and briny as a pilgrim's tear.
Well-- Enuff Z'nuff, I say.
Here are some things I'm enjoying lately:
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American Idol (Norman Gentle!)
-Acorn squash
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Street Gang: The Complete History of Sesame Street-The truly incredible Technicolor Dreamcoat-esque cape that Diva Zappa knitted for me
The
Inglorious Basterds trailer...so much Eli!
-Thinking about next season of the show
-Actually GOING to the movies, abundant Academy screeners notwithstanding.
-Planning my visit to Coney Island this summer.
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Music by the immeasurably, disgustingly talented John Carpenter.Things I'm not enjoying:
-People getting shitcanned left and right
-The fact that I feel like a three-toed sloth and can't motivate myself to exercise.
-Independently of that, If I were to moon you right now, it would actually look like the moon. All pocked and shit. I started getting cellulite when I was 9; how is that even possible?
-No matter how many emails I respond to in a day, I always miss a few.
Aaaaand that's all for now. Self-centered listifying; it's like 2003 all over again!