See Jenny.  Let this be a lesson to you.

Clearly he gets all his strength from the entire bucket of greasy ass KFC extra crispy he consumes before every bout.  Before dumping the bucket on his head as a symbol of power.

All you need to ramp up your game is about 15 pieces of "chicken" every day.

Don't even get me started on how many of those tiny containers of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy it takes to excel as a martial artist!

 

Leave it to Fully to watch a ten minute fight, and only notice the KFC bucket hat in the first five seconds of the intro. What no skimpily clad underage ring girl comments?? I'm sure they showed at least one for a whole nannosecond?

Wow, I guess it's true! As guys get older their perogatives do change!

Mental note: Once men reach an age where carbon dating becomes more realistic that keeping track of their birthdays, KFC becomes far more important than sex.

Thank's Ful, now I'll better know how to entice my geriatric sugardaddy, when I decide to go all Anna Nichole Smith.

Now, tell me great and wise elder...what's hotter... an image of me in french lingerie
with extra crispy thighs and wings duck taped to 'stratigic spots'? ...Or black vinyl, red stripper boots and hot wings? Blue cheese would be extra...of course.


 

Whoa...Jenny.  I thought your brain was better held together than mine.  I guess you have taken as many shots to the head while "rolling" as I have taken shots of tequila.

When did I ever say KFC>Sex....Yeah, I would rather eat a plate of chicken than watch a couple Asian guys go at it in a boxing match with kicking....But for most people watching MMA bouts is not really the same thing as sex (I know that both shocks and repulses you).

As far as dressing you up goes.  I would put you in a Bob Rohan SMCH dress code mandated "girl dress" circa 1995 and maybe put a wig on ya.  You still have excellent legs and I might put on a bib...but I sure wouldn't be thinking of chicken.

Oh and Merry Christmas :)



 

Lol, I do love ya Ful! 

Bob Rohan mandated SMCH  dress code...shudder. Twitch twitch...
Eeeek.

Okay...I'm walking away from the computer now...I've gotta go spend some time crying softly, hugging myself, and slowly rocking back in forth in a nice, safe, dark corner.

happy place...must find happy place.....

:whimper whimper: 

 

I think the Rock Guitar God known as Buckethead should totally sue that dude!  
 

Didn't Music Theory class teach you anything? In music (and art, and literature, and  blue-jeans, and burger chains, and generic Wal-mart brands) theft is the most sincerest form of flattery....

Hence the popularity of: I IV V   



...Just ask Mr. Gnosis...