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Norm Johnson


Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 61
Sign: Sagittarius

City: SAFFORD
State: Arizona
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/27/2007

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 

Category: Life
. . . As be, too often, the Case.  I Ramble . . .

Had me 3-4 topics to Address . . . then took
me Siesta . . . .  lost it all . . .


I has trouble with shit-term Mammaries, in my Dotage .  .

At times, my memory be measured in, uh . . .

well, real short units . . .

I Wish Ye All a Merry Tuesday, it be "Jest Around
th . . . " uh, whatever . . .

Merry Monday to ye all . . .

Trout and Spinach, fer Supper, I think . . .

Gonna have to look and taste . . .

Who be this, agin?

There's a bug upon me chin . . .

Ooops!  There it be, agin . . .


Oy!  Slapped meself Silly . . .

No Mo' Bug, though!

Time, I reckon, fer Bed . . .



Tim

 
Sounds like you may be eating trout, spinach.....and a bug!
 
Posted by Tim on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 1:27 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
. . . .  high-protein diet . . . . with salt, pepper and butter . . . .

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:07 PM
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verla

 
Trout & spinach sound good. Im having white fish, hush puppies, battered potatoes, & a veggie..daughters cooking.
 
Posted by verla on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 1:30 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
I Like!  I Do avoid "Breaded" Fish, though . . .
I thought I had me a Halibut Steak in the Freezer . . .

It must have been, still, alive and made it an Escape . . .

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:10 PM
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Pink Mystique

 
Bug, NO......the rest sounds fine.

 
Posted by Pink Mystique on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 1:35 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
Ye never had Ants or Grubs, Pink?  Bees,
Crickets, or Grasshoppers, fried in Garlic Butter?!

Ye know, some 80% of the Human Population
incorporates Insects in their diet . . . knowingly!

We be about the only Major Nation what do not . . .

Mighty Tasty, them Garlic-butter fried locusts!

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:13 PM
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Missa

 
Speaking of "Nash Ramblers" ... If you can get past all the rust, and think of robin's egg blue paint, you'll pretty much have a picture of the very first car I ever owned. My own "blue beauty" ... a 1962 Nash Rambler!!



 


 
Posted by Missa on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 2:02 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
My Step-Maw, back in '67, brung her Station Wagon, a '60,
into the Family Mix . . . funky but before every HS Sr. had his
own Car!  T'were my First, behind the '56 Ford Half-ton,
not real conducive to a Date to the Drive-in . . .

No Back Seat!  But, By Cracky, there were a Bed!

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:16 PM
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Missa

 
This one (above) isn't actually mine ... just the closest picture I could find on the net to it. I absolutely loved this car. And the front seats went all the way back ... LOLOL


 
Posted by Missa on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:50 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
IU recall Ms. Head Nurse, Carol Hammen and me. huntin' town an Escapee,
from the Old County Horse Piddle . . . in me '58 Fiat Bus . . We found the man,
a Dementia Case . . .  but them seats, though they folded Down,  would jest
not, agin, fold up agin . . .   Eventually, we found him but, it took a mite longer
than we intended . . .

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:43 PM
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Ernie

 
I had a Dodge Swinger once. Fuckin' thing was a chick magnet.
 
Posted by Ernie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 3:00 AM
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!!!wendy!!!

 
You mean you don't have it anymore? hmmm good thing you have kitties then.

 
Posted by !!!wendy!!! on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 3:18 AM
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Dez
Dez Dweller

 
My little sister had a Dodge Dart - very similar to the Swinger.  They were both, uh...cars.  Magnets?  You attracted strange women back then, e...
Good thing you've got a Stormy woman, now... 
 
Posted by Dez on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:19 AM
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Ernie

 
My tongue was DEEPLY in my cheek, Dez. But it got me to work.
Had an A.M. radio that picked up one station, KFWB. All news,
all the time- which meant the same 20 minutes worth of headlines
and commercials every 20 minutes.

The Dart was the same car, just the femme version.

 
Posted by Ernie on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 12:43 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
In them days, Dez, ANY vehicle ye didn't have to
Push to Start was a "Chick Magnet"  We had another
name fer it, though . . . .


 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:18 PM
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!!!wendy!!!

 
LMAO and this is why I love you DEZ.

 
Posted by !!!wendy!!! on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:36 AM
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!!!wendy!!!

 
My Uncle own every kind of Rambler there was. Wish I had a few of them now, I could pay the kids way through college with them. Come to think of it he cooked a pretty mean trout too. Now I am nostalgically(sp) hungry.

 
Posted by !!!wendy!!! on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 3:20 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
Spanish/Hungary?  What an Odd Combo!

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:21 PM
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peacegirlplace

 


Write...then siesta ♥



 
Posted by peacegirlplace on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 3:25 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
At times, I write whilst I Siesta . . .

. . . . that where the really odd stuff
arises . . .

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:23 PM
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Dez
Dez Dweller

 
Rambling man...
Our Rambler station wagon went through Hurricane Betsy with us when we lived on Sugarloaf Key.  I remember my Dad popping the hood to see mud and silk just covering her engine completely.  Hosed her out, dried her off and she fired right up.  She was an awesome little car!
 
Posted by Dez on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:21 AM
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Dez
Dez Dweller

 
Silt, is was silt, not silk!
 
Posted by Dez on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:22 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
I was about to crack wise . . . .

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:22 PM
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pl8_ime!

 
This is funny!  Thee's a spider on my neck, on my neck, there's a spider on my neck, what the heck?
 
Posted by pl8_ime! on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 4:56 AM
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Keeper

 
First car I drove with any regularity was a little green Nash Rambler. Two of them, really. One was "for parts".  Great cars, except for the fact that the air conditioner dripped water on your foot all the time in the summer.
But weren't the fold down seats great for dating?


 
Posted by Keeper on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 6:22 AM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
Buddy, Tom, nigh on a year older than I, gained him
a Nash Rambler Sedan, a Monster of a car, a Boat,
when he turned 16 . . . needed work, so we worked . . .
The First Time I Ever got "High" was when I dropped my
last Pall Mall in a small poodle of oil and grabbed it up before
it were too soaked . . . Then I smoked it . . .
What an unusual buzz!  Hehe 8)!

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 8:55 PM
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Kingnormie
Norm Johnson

 
They was a Great 'mobile!  Funky, more acceptable than a Half-Ton, fer some silly reason!

 
Posted by Kingnormie on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 7:25 PM
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