Most of you know that the weekly gatherings at the Whiskey Barn are invitation only. They have not always been that way.
About 300 of Horatio's closest friends have attended the Whiskey Barn gatherings each Saturday for quite some time. As the popularity of "Drunker Than Satan" increased, more new people showed up each week.
Horatio's friends are a varied and diverse group of people and I believe that this came as quite a shock to some of the newer attendees. One Saturday, a group of newcomers noticed a couple of our friends holding hands. Apparently, the fact that this couple was homosexual angered the newcomers and they began to harass this couple. Horatio gloriously and promptly put an end to the harassment and made it clear that hatred was not welcome at the Whiskey Barn, unless "it's hatred of digitally recorded music and computers". The gatherings became invitation only after that sad night.
A few Sundays ago in Church, Horatio addressed our congregation, "I been thinking about that time at the Whiskey Barn that those guys were mean to Paul and Randy for being gay. It got me to thinking that there's just too much hatin' in the world and if anyone can stop the hatin' it's me because I'm Horatio Lee Jenkins and I'm awesome! I'm gonna play a new song at the Whiskey Barn next week that's gonna stop all the hatin' in the world for good!".
I believe this song has the power to do just that. Once the world hears this glorious anthem, hatred itself will become a thing of the past!
Horatio Lee Jenkins, the WORLD'S MOST POTENT HETEROSEXUAL, now brings us a new uplifting anthem of hope, acceptance, and unconditional Christian love:
Horatio Lee Jenkins - It's Okay To Be Gay from
Horatio Lee Jenkins on
Vimeo.