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Kalvin Camp


Last Updated: 12/16/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 24
Sign: Virgo

City: HOUSTON
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/26/2005

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Sunday, November 09, 2008 
When I was like 5 yrs old... I saw on the ground what appeared to be a big dollop of chocolate pudding.  I stuck my finger in and got a pretty big taste of it.  It wasn't chocolate pudding.

Not only is that the craziest thing I've eaten... but it's also the dumbest thing I've ever done lol.  To this day, I have no Idea what it was... It didn't smell bad at all, but it tasted horrible... so I think it was maybe Hairgel... Or maybe some sort of automobile fluid... but seeing as how I found it in the grass... it was probably a pile of vegetarian chihuahua shit...  Or maybe cat diarrhea.  There's no telling.  My family lived in an apartment complex, so with that many tenants... it could have been ANYTHING. lol 

Have you all ever eaten or done anything stupid like that?

Im just happy to be alive lol
~Lord Kalvin
12:21 PM
 
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Sonny D
Son Lam

 
I ran into a stop sign on my bike when i was younger.
 
Posted by Sonny D on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 7:14 AM
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Lord Kalvin Camp
Kalvin Camp

 
lol... thats Ironic shoop hahahaha
 
Posted by Lord Kalvin Camp on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 7:41 AM
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Rinny Riot

 
thank God it wasn't what I thought it was.
 
Posted by twitter.com/Rinny Riot on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 8:12 AM
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Панчевак

 
Well...lol
U know that children's body needs sort of things like minerals and etc.
And U know that children also don't like to eat something because their's body don't need that things..
So..children eat things they need, no matter what it's taste like..
For example: I was eating rocks in the street when I was 5 years old,and I liked it!
I was about kill myself with big-old tasty one..but who cares, cause I liked it!
8D
And of course..licking the back of the shoes.. O_O?
WTF???
I really don't know why I needed imalline (the thing U put on your shoe ti be shinny-for the shoes),but everyone who had been coming into my house,were licked by me...not
So..I repeat: children eat things they need..
8*****
 
Posted by Панчевак on Sunday, November 09, 2008 - 1:37 PM
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CHOSEN ONE a*K*a Battousai the manslayer

 
My friend you are not alone. I once ate my own shit when i was young just to see what it tastes like. What does it taste like? You dont want to know. Its like a cross between licking rosie odonnels sweaty fat folds and drinking that green stuff that people discharge when having VD.

 
Posted by CHOSEN ONE a*K*a Battousai the manslayer on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 7:50 PM
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crystal.

 
dray! u are even more hilarious than i remember. thanks for the analogy tho, because eating shit was not self-explanatory enough :)
 
Posted by crystal. on Monday, November 10, 2008 - 8:13 PM
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a different kind of pretty
Rachel Wallis MacDonald

 
I ate rabbit poop when i was at daycare as a small child. "chocolate chips" right! wrong. They called my mom, my mom called the doctor, the doctor just laughed.
 
Posted by a different kind of pretty on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 2:03 AM
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JUJJY WITH INDIGO ENT
Juran Thomas

 
well to be honest i accidentialy boned a midget

when i was younger
 
Posted by JUJJY WITH INDIGO ENT on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 5:01 AM
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Lord Kalvin Camp
Kalvin Camp

 
Lmao... Juran thats the best one lol...
 
Posted by Lord Kalvin Camp on Sunday, November 16, 2008 - 6:32 AM
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dana

 
Well it wasn't me who ate something but someone who pissed me off did. My brother was a complete Nazi when my Mom would make him watch me and my sister so we decided some payback was in order. One night (i was 5, my sis 7) my bro was telling us we BETTER go get him something to drink.........No problem asshole. We took turns peeing in a cup, called it lemonade and brought it to him. We got in trouble but it was worth minute!
 
Posted by dana on Monday, November 17, 2008 - 4:31 PM
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gUeReJa_1
Nakayla Boese

 
UUUMMMM HUN i think it must of been oil uurrr sumthen cuz i dont recall hairgel being black LoLz dam u make me laugh...............oya if u dont remember who i m im the girl from mocospace...guereja_1..............now u remember me LoLz
 
Posted by gUeReJa_1 on Friday, February 06, 2009 - 2:34 PM
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