so this new years eve see the 18th anniversary of or first gig , it took place at the cricket pavilion in Wrotham and was attended by among others , mick hampshire , bruce brand , holly golightly , ludella black and a bloke called champagne charlie who poured shampoo down the back of dick's selmer treble n bass. Shelley drank herself unconsious and we had to get in a stand in bass player who she berated and attacked , mark the drummer had his car windows all smashed and dick smoked so much he had a collapsed lung and was out of action for the next three months.
It was fun and maybe we should have left it there.
!8 years down the line and our next gig is at the dirty water club on new years eve , these youngsters know a thing or two about punk rock and it will be fun - if yo want discounted tickets get in touch as we have a cheapo guest list available  - but get in touch quick because this thing is selling out - also we have jet harris  guesting on rhythm guitar on new years eve - apparently the shads never called  - their loss being our gain - he is drinking heavily again
dick..........................................out