Generally, a lot of people always ask me the same thing over and over again.
I know a lot of things people ask is an attempt to talk to me. Sometimes, it
doesn't work. So instead of me repeating myself a kabillion times, here we
goooo.

Can we talk?
Maybe if you had something else better to say, we can :)

Can we be friends?
Friend request me and I'll think about it 

Are you an artist/Do you draw?
No shit, Sherlock.

Did you draw the art in the "View More Pictures" section?
No, I magically shitted it out of my ass and it appeared there. I'm being
sarcastic. Well, my name is on it or my website url...It's not like I randomly
stole it and tagged it up, so yes I did.

Are you really 25?
Yes.

Are you single?
Can you read?

What's up cutie? What's good?
Something.

How are you doing?
Ok. (I seriously hate answering this question in messages--it's not AIM!)

What school do you go to/ What's your major?
My main page says Pratt Institute and my major is Graphic Design and
yeaa I graduated now :D

Are you "insert random Asian race here?"
I am 3/4 Thai and 1/4 Chinese.

Are you into "insert Race here"?
I'm not really picky about people's backgrounds. It's already hard finding a
decent guy! I hate guys that are into me just because I'm asian. Wtf...just go
to Asia then

Can you teach me how to speak "insert random Asian race here?"
Uh...I only know English.

Is that girl in the drawing you?
Yea, my boobs are that huge and my hair turned brown with blonde
highlights...Of course, it's not me. If it IS me, I would state it. (By the way, if
you're talking about my main display picture, it is me, but you should know
that isn't a drawing).

What do you do for fun?
Just read my general dammit.

Do you work?
I freelance a bit here and there...Still a professional bum

Are you interested in being a model?
Nope.

What makes you unique?
Don't ever ask me this. I'm serious.

Can you draw me?
Actually, yes. Here you go :


Can you design a logo/website/blabla for me?
Depends. Let me know what you need :)

Can you make my MySpace pretty?
There's a billion MySpace profile editors out there for a reason. I'm not in
high school anymore. I don't have time for that shit. There's something called
Google. Use it.


That's all of the questions I can think of right now. I hope you enjoyed my
wonderful morbid answers.

Another day in the life of J.

Feel free to ask me another typical question.