Damn Twin...Kimbo?? For real?? Now that is UGLY! Ugh.

But yeah, I totally feel you. If a chick is simply "doing lesbianism" to turn on guys (or true lesbians too, I suppose) , its a lost cause if she's average or below.
 

If a chick is simply "doing lesbianism" to turn on guys (or true lesbians too, I suppose) , its a lost cause if she's average or below.

Hell, for me, even if she's HOT....
it's a turnoff if she's just doing lesbianism as a means to turn-on guys.

My thing is----if you're gonna do it.... then, it's all good as long as that's REALLY you!!!!
DON'T do it for the attention.

If you put 2 hot chicks in front of me who'd NEVER messed w/ girls before,
dared them to kiss, & they did after saying, "Duhhhhh, OK"....
then, that kinda shit WOULDN'T do it for me either.

I'm NOT among the segment of men that's turned on by PHONY displays of that type.

I used to work @ a place where I was the ONLY male amidst a sea of bi-chicks & lesbians.
Some were attractive----others WEREN'T.
We'd go out to clubs/bars & would have a good time.
But, one thing that they DIDN'T do was run around doing shit just to catch looks.
You could tell off-the-break that they liked women....
but, they WEREN'T the least bit concerned w/ putting on a show for men @ all.

They DIDN'T carry their shit as if to say, "Hey guys, look @ me----I like women"
b-cuz they DIDN'T have to.
You just knew what the deal was WITHOUT them needing to show you @ all.
I respected them for carrying their shit that way.

But, then, you've got OTHER chicks that are so transparent w/ their shit.
Like the time when I went to the Tequila Grille in downtown D.C. &
these 2 chicks chugged their beers before locking lips to the screams of 100s of guys.
It was so obvious that they were just showin' out b-cuz they were piss drunk.
That shit was a turnoff b-cuz you knew that lesbianism WASN'T really who they were....
they were just doing it for attention.
It was even WORSE when we saw the chicks' faces.
 

even if the chicks are "hot" as you put it, if they are lesbians they aren't lookin' for dick, in my mind, if I were a man that wouldn't be a turn-on... even hot lesbians are just lookin' for pussy... lol... but Kimbo Slice... that's hilarious!
 

even if the chicks are "hot" as you put it, if they are lesbians they aren't lookin' for dick, in my mind, if I were a man that wouldn't be a turn-on

That's the catch for me.... lesbians AREN'T a turnon!!!!

I STOPPED watching lesbian porn scenes when I was in HS
b-cuz they do NOTHING for me.

It's the same ole, same ole, BORING shit....
they kiss, lick carpet, lick tiddies, strap on the dildo, suck the dildo, fuck each other,
suck toes, put their feet in each other's coochies, & that's it!!!!
Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

The idea that they're NOT into men @ all is a turnoff for me.
So, I'm just like, "NEXT"!!!

However, if it's 2 bi-chicks getting together....
then, that's a slightly different story. @ least I know that they like men.
But, then again, it DOESN'T work for me if BOTH chicks AREN'T attractive to me.
 

I was in Baltimore one night drunk as hell trying to talk to some bad ass chick in a Fried Chicken spot, and here comes her butch, braided up, want to be man, girlfriend ready to fight. I had to let this chick know that she was a woman and that was the only reason I was walking away from her disrespect.

I see those type of couples all the time. What makes it worse is these attractive females are tired of men for what ever reason (they been hurt, their baby father is tripping, etc) so they have decided to give women a chance. So what do they do? They find a woman that is more manly then most men, and actually has the worst characteristics of men like extreme possessiveness, jealousy, and anger.

As another brother who seems to run into women that give me the porn experience, I must point out that these women are getting really old and tired with how they want everyone to lose their mind because they are bi. I am like up to hear with that BS. I want to tell these chicks that you are not really a freak, I have been with freaks. They dont have to let the world know how they get down, they gonna show their partner for sure though lol.
 

I was in Baltimore one night drunk as hell trying to talk to some bad ass chick in a Fried Chicken spot, and here comes her butch, braided up, want to be man, girlfriend ready to fight.

I once said in one of my ancient blogs that I'm downright SCARED about
the kinda damage that I'd do if I EVER hit a woman full-force w/ a punch.
I DON'T even wanna think about it----women's bodies just AREN'T built like ours.

But, those butch chicks REALLY think that emulating a man
is all that it takes to actually throw down w/ one.

Leila Ali is ahelluva fighter.
But, I saw a video of her trainers telling the men that she spars w/
to go EASY on her b-cuz they DIDN'T want her getting hurt before her next fight.

So, that oughta tell these ladies sumthin'.


I see those type of couples all the time. What makes it worse is these attractive females are tired of men for what ever reason (they been hurt, their baby father is tripping, etc) so they have decided to give women a chance. So what do they do? They find a woman that is more manly then most men, and actually has the worst characteristics of men like extreme possessiveness, jealousy, and anger.

That's what my cousin was telling me.

She was like, "These chicks always say that they're tired of men's drama....
but, the chicks that they get w/ are CRAZIER than the dudes!!!!
It's on another level.
Those chicks just WON'T let you go----they'll get looney & might try to kill you
for leaving em' even if y'all were only together for a week!!!!
Why the fuck would I wanna deal w/ that shit????
Sure, men suck & they bring their own set of drama.
But, the chicks are fuckin' crazy"!!!!


As another brother who seems to run into women that give me the porn experience, I must point out that these women are getting really old and tired with how they want everyone to lose their mind because they are bi. I am like up to hear with that BS.

THANK YOU!!!! I'm sooooo tired of the shit too.
Man, I've BEEN tired of that shit for about 8 years now.

I read your comment this AM & told Carly that I totally agreed w/ it.
@ 1st, she was like, "No Emery, you've done the same thing.
You've siced these bi-chicks up before.
What about that time you mentioned in your blog about
the chick from your past that invited you over to mess w/ 7 of her friends"???

But, I made it VERY CLEAR to Carly that
I DIDN'T mention that as a means to sice up bi-chicks.
In actuality, I was just talking about the fact that
bi-chicks have presented me w/ opportunities that I DIDN'T go outta my way to take.

I said to her, "Ummmm honey, I DIDN'T exactly run over there to do it.
So, that oughta tell you sumthin'".

I've NEVER really been the kinda guy that was all up in arms
whenever I've met a chick that was into girls.
For the most part, they made it clear that they ONLY liked BUTCH chicks
[so, there was really NOTHING for me to get excited about].

Whenever I'd ask them why----the chicks ALWAYS said that
it centered around their desire to have ALL of the attention.
They were like, "I can't mess w/ a girl that gets MORE attention than me".

Outta all the chicks that I've ever fucked, dated, or messed with....
I can only think of 5 chicks that
WOULD'VE lemmie bring a HOT chick into the bedroom w/ us.
^^^
But, only ONE of those chicks had ever "been involved w/ women" before.
Switch hitting WASN'T exactly a lifestyle of theirs.

The REAL switch hitters that I've dated
weren't even the kinda women that I'd wanna go out & hunt for chicks with.
It ain't like they would've been looking @ the same kinda chicks that I go for.

But, bi-chicks run around touting their shit
like there AREN'T any guys that're smart enough to know the REAL deal
about the kinda women that they typically go for.
Even the ones that they claim are beautiful are REALLY just marginal @ best.
To call them CUTE would even be a stretch.

Initially, I'll admit that the words "I like girls" sound hot to me....
but, the luster quickly wears off b-cuz REALITY sets in 2 seconds after they've said it.

It's like, "Hmmm, she likes girls----that's HOT.... but, ohhhhh, nevermind!!!!
She just ISN'T saying that she's into broads that look like thug niggaz".


I want to tell these chicks that you are not really a freak, I have been with freaks. They dont have to let the world know how they get down, they gonna show their partner for sure though

I feel ya!!!!

I've been trying to tell women [especially on Myspace] that
being bi DOESN'T make you a freak!!!
But, they ain't tryin' to hear it.
They REALLY wanna believe that licking carpet makes them FREAKIER.

But, then, I read what they're saying on here & always find myself thinking,
"Damn, these chicks sound PRUDISH as all fuckin' hell"!!!!

I guess they think that I'm bullshitting when I say that
I've fucked chicks whose FREAK SHOW would make carpet munching look like virgin shit.

OK, so you get w/ girls----whoop dee fuckin' do!!!!
Can y'all please tell me sumthin' that I HAVEN'T heard from women 24/7????

Tell me that you've made EVERY guy that you've EVER fucked
bust a nut that flew 30 feet across the room!!!!
Now, THAT would be a telltale sign that you've got the killah pussy!!!!
^^^
Damn girl, tell me about how one of the guys splatted on the window
& then you walked over n' wrote his name in it before licking it off the glass.
 

Damn girl, tell me about how one of the guys splatted on the window
& then you walked over n' wrote his name in it before licking it off the glass.

now that is my type of girl.

i also wanted to say that the chicks I have had threesomes with other chicks and both were hot, seemed to say things like "i am not bi, i just fuck with women." Women that say that tend to mess with other femine women.

The ones who are bi and date women for real, usually deal with the butches.
 

now that is my type of girl

Fuck the bullshit----that's the ONLY kinda woman for me, bruh.


i also wanted to say that the chicks I have had threesomes with other chicks and both were hot, seemed to say things like "i am not bi, i just fuck with women." Women that say that tend to mess with other femine women.

Lucky you!!!! LMAO
Unfortunately, yours ISN'T the kinda luck that I've EVER had in that department.

It's been a RARE occurrence when I've met the carefree, laissez-faire kinda chick.
Most of the women in my past were JEALOUS & POSSESSIVE
even when it was just a situation where we were just friends w/ benefits.
Alotta times, they wanted to possess me WITHOUT having the "BF-GF" label.
It was weird, man.

One of my exes was willing to gimmie a 3some & lemmie pick out the other girl
[anytime that we WEREN'T together]....
but, she NEVER was willing to share me w/ other women whenever we were BF-GF.
^^^
Yet, whenever she was in a relationship w/ another guy....
I could say that I wanna fuck & she'd be like,
"Whenever, wherever, & ANY way ya want it.
Your every erotic wish is my command, your highness"!!


Another one of my exes would've broken my neck & the other chick's neck
before letting me have a 3some while we were together
& when we were broken up---she's admitted to being jealous of the chicks that I was messin' with.
^^^
Yet, she's told me that she'd be OPEN to having a 3some w/ me
as long as she DOESN'T have a boyfriend @ the time.


& of course, there's the Playboy model who'd act CRAZY whenever other chicks got close to me....
but, then later on, she had the nerve to comeback talking about her desire to do XXX movies,
have me be the ONLY guy that she fucked on film, & how she'd be COOL w/ us having 3somes.


It's kinda funny how the carefree, laissez-faire kinda females that I've been involved w/
were usually pretty bi-chicks that DIDN'T go for women that WEREN'T butch.
I can ONLY name 2 [outta this group] that would've lemmie bring a hot chick into bed w/ us....
but, one was recently divorced & the other had called off an engagement.
So, I guess it's safe to say that they were just carefree b-cuz they'd been tied down for so long.

BTW - 2+3 = the 5 women that I mentioned in my previous response to you
(just in case folks are counting)

Other than that.... it ALWAYS seems that I'm already in a relationship
when a pretty chick makes a move on me &
says that she'd lemmie bring another pretty chick into the bedroom w/ us.
Funny how it works out that way [for me @ least].
 

LOL. Come to think of it, I don't think I've EVER seen a lesbian couple where they were both cute (in person).
 

I don't think I've EVER seen a lesbian couple where they were both cute (in person)

Nope!!!!
 

hahahahaha.... Nigga Pleeaze!
WTF!!!! doing gitlz to turn guyz on??? craziest i"ve ever heard

well just the same as chics who do girls that r a copy of men>>> never makes sense to me

ma girl gotta b a girly girl
that"s the reason i b doin her in the 1st place... hot tities & volumptious booty

Tht's just me... Feel ya Tony
 

doing girlz to turn guyz on??? craziest i've ever heard

Pardon the pun, but it all just boils down to their desire to be ATTENTION WHORES.

I had a group of female friends that used to grind each other on the dance floor @ clubs
just b-cuz they gotta kick outta watching guys act like fools whenever they'd do it....
& NONE of those chicks were into girls.
Again, they were just attention whores.
 

LMAO!! Come to think of it....I have NEVER seen a lesbo couple where both girls were cute. I hate to see when the girlfriend is trying to look all hard knowing she probably can't take a good hard punch to the chest LOL.
 

the girlfriend is trying to look all hard knowing she probably can't take a good hard punch to the chest LOL.

Ya knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

But, the scary thing is that SOME of these chicks REALLY do think that
they'd be able to whoop anybody's ass that stepped to them.
 

Or it could be INSECURITY....
the whole idea that an ugly ass chick is TOO INSECURE to do ya wrong
[kinda like how alotta guys go for brokedown women].

And yes, Rosario Dawson is a hottie.
 

Case and fucking point..

 

Bingo!!!!
 

One of life's unknown mysteries----but, like I said to someone else in here....
I REALLY DO think that insecurity plays a significant role.

It's kinda like the pretty chick that ONLY has unattractive friends
b-cuz she wants to be the ONLY one getting the attention whenever they're out.
 

Hey Em! It's been awhile since I've been on here but I had to say that I completely agree with you. And I had to say that when you said "@ best, it'll be a dime piece swapping spit w/ a chick who looks exactly like Kimbo Slice". I immediately thought of Ellen DeGeneres & Portia De Rossi :-) So, that's a double bingo!!!
 

Fo' real, I'm scared to know what the Kimbo chicks' coochies look like.
 

hilarious,

yeah, i definitely see that hot chick kimbo combo alot when i visit the A'

my thing is, if u doin a butch why not just fuck wit a dude?
but thats easy 4 me 2 say im not a chick and wont pretend 2 understand it

good shit Em'
 

i definitely see that hot chick kimbo combo alot when i visit the A'

It's everywhere here.

My neighbor [where I used to live] was into chicks.
That sista was butt fuckin' ugly----but, her girlfriend was hot.


if u doin a butch why not just fuck wit a dude?

According to them, it's the whole SENSITIVITY & RESPECT thing.
LOL - geez, I could write a-whole-nother blog about that aspect alone.
 

i'd read it, lol

i JUST found out that some of the butch type chicks dont even let the "girly" type girl
even go down on them, like they in denial about even havin a pussy and shit, lol
they just use the strap on and thats it, they will eat the girly one out
but the girly one cant eat the butch, lol

thats weird

i got a friend thats a butch, lol, she hangs wit us all the time at least when we hit titty bars
and she stays pullin fine women ALL THE TIME, lol
 

The butch ones are cool to hang w/ in that sense.

You can KEEP IT REAL w/ them ahelluvalot easier than w/ the pretty ones.

You've always gotta walk on egg shells w/ the pretty ones
b-cuz they're constantly looking for an excuse to say that men ain't shit.

But, the butch ones are COOL b-cuz [even though they're NOT men]
they act like they're just one of the guys.
They're NOT gonna trip if you use words like "ho", "broad", "skeezer", & "bitch"....
heck, they'll be using those words MORE than you.
 

I dont know I just dont understand when a woman who claims shes gay says she wants another woman who TRIES to act, dress and walk like a man. Personally that makes you confused you want the best of both worlds and that world is non existent. I can see what you mean when you say that women who are attractive dragging around mcfugly on their arm makes you wonder wtf but hey ugly chicks need play too...lol, its not hot but reality isnt always hot...


It did always make me wonder how what seems to be the ugliest chick in school ends up with the finest guy in town...but whatever...maybe sh has a good personality
 

hey ugly chicks need play too

True dat.
 

Hmmm... claiming to like pussy, just to appease dick? Some chicks really have their heads screwed on backwards.

But LMAO @ the butch thing. I can totally relate to what you're saying. I have a friend who's butch, and she swears up and down she's the hardest thing walking. I've seen them with jeans sagged ultra low, taped down breasts,the longest t-shirts i've never even seen! Some guys don't even go that hard!! I've actually witnessed a brother getting the brakes beat off of him by a butch girl. She was shorter and slimmer, and she kinda resembled "Snoop" from The Wire.

Although they emulate guys to the fullest degree, they are missing is ability to pimp out a ride as well as the males do though lol. Whenever I need car advice, the males hold me down lol ,whether it's under the hood, painting, body work, detailing, tires or accessories.
 

I've actually witnessed a brother getting the brakes beat off of him by a butch girl. She was shorter and slimmer, and she kinda resembled "Snoop" from The Wire.

I woulda paid to see that.


they are missing is ability to pimp out a ride as well as the males do though lol.

I dunno.... you might need to come to my old neighborhood.

The MOST pimped out ride in the whole complex belonged to this lesbian chick.
I thought it was a dude's car for the longest time. LOL
 

You forgot the curious ones who will try anything if they think that the guy they're with loves them completely.

I'm still trying to understand the logic behind that decision.

You start off scared shitless that the guy's gonna cheat on you.
Then, you completely fall for him.
& after investing all that emotion----you completely undo all that you've worked for
by letting him fuck another chick anyway.
And then you give "curiosity" or "fantasy" as an excuse for doing it.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Ya might as well have just let the nigga fuck other chicks the whole time.

That's exactly like telling your kid,
"You're NOT allowed to have sex in the house unless I'm home"!!!!

What difference does it fuckin' make?!?!?!?!
They're still fucking!!!!
So what if you've made it so that they're NOT sneaking around to do it.


Anyway, if guys didn't talk down about the freaky girls then maybe more women would want to be freaky. They go telling their boys what she does and who wants EVERYBODY to know how she gets down in bed. Then when they do break up she feels like "damn, I gave him all that and he didn't deserve it.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, NOT me!!!!

Carly's sorta in a BAD position.
I've had a reputation for being a FREAK for a very long time....
long before I even met Carly.

EVERYBODY that REALLY knows me
has known for a while that I WASN'T gonna settle down w/
a woman that DIDN'T have certain bedroom traits.
^^^
So, anyone that I got into a SERIOUS relationship w/
was pretty much DOOMED from the get-go!!!!
The chick was gonnabe labeled as a "FREAK" regardless.

I DON'T have to tell them EXACTLY WHAT we do....
they know me well enough to assume that whatever it is must be kinky.

Even if I NEVER blogged about my sex drive or what I like in bed....
the damage had still already been done YEARS BEFORE Carly & I met.

As I sit here thinking about the women that I've slept with....
I'm AMAZED @ all of the things that I HAVEN'T mentioned about them online
[as far as what we've done together in bed].
I DO believe that MOST things are BETTER left to people's imagination. ;-)

But, I also realize that OTHER guys DO run their mouth when they've gotta freak.
For some odd reason, they want all of their homies to know EXACTLY what she does.
They DON'T leave any room for guessing----they get the full play-by-play.

As much as I've talked in my blog.... I think that it said ALOT about me when
my best friend came into it amazed @ the time when I mentioned that
Carly wears stripper shoes when we're having sex.
^^^
If someone who knows me BETTER than ALL of you DIDN'T even know THAT....
then, you can only imagine what I HAVEN'T revealed about my sexcapades/sexlife.

One of the MAIN reasons why I DIDN'T take my opportunities to be a pornstar
was b-cuz I DIDN'T want the world to know what I do in bed & my techniques.
That part of me HASN'T changed.

But, other guys tell EVERYTHING & I dunno why.


But seriously, you guys want to do stuff that looks like it'll hurt. Now is a girl a prude because she wants to actually be able to walk in the morning? lol

I'm sorry, but I'm the WRONG person to ask this question.
The women that I've fucked HAVEN'T been been able to walk in the morning.

Whether or not you're a prude WON'T make a difference if you jump in bed w/ me.
You're gonna experience swelling regardless &
will either end up walking funny or sleeping well into the next day.

As far as I'm concerned, prudeness is a matter of WHAT you will/won't do to me....
NOT one's fear of having swollen coochie lips.
 

I think that Meshell Ndegeocello is beautiful?....hahha HELLNOOOOOOO!!!! LMAO!

Yo, its soooo funny my childhood friend is now a lesbian...I was like 'okkkkkkkkkkkkkk...thats cool. More men for me!!!' LOL! Shes pretty w/ a SUMO GF...All I do is say, 'WOW!"
 

I was like 'okkkkkkkkkkkkkk...thats cool. More men for me!!!'

Lucky for you.

Unfortunately, when you look @ the flip side....
the DL phenomenon has fucked up the "More women for me" claim for guys.
 

Whateva Tony! ;P

"Keep Hope ALIVE!!!!"
 

MAN I'M CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dime-Kimbo combo would hands down be the funniest thing I've read all month, if it wasn't for the Esther-Meshell Ndegeocello combo THAT IS CLASSIC!!!!

Great Blog!!!
 

That's how it beez.

Man, to this day----the HOTTEST sista that I've EVER seen ANYWHERE in my life
was walking hand-in-hand w/ the manliest lookin' broad that I've EVER seen.

My lesbian friend & I were checkin' her out.
She was like, "Damn Em, you see sumthin' that ya like???? LOL
I DON'T blame ya though----she's fuckin' gorgeous!!!!
But, her girlfriend looks like the type who'd kill just to keep her".
 

i think the whole reason why they are BI in the first place is because they are confused...they don't know what they want!
you do always see a pretty girl with some manly looking chic and the butch is always overly-protective of her and usually the butch is NOT bi she's GAY and the girly one is BI....great blog
 

i think the whole reason why they are BI in the first place is because they are confused...they don't know what they want!

That's ALWAYS been a theory that I've had.

Whenever they're pissed off @ men----then, they make an excuse to mess w/ women.
But, whenever they get tired of being fucked by toys----then, they comeback to men.
& when they need to feel in control----that's when they mess w/ BOTH.


you do always see a pretty girl with some manly looking chic and the butch is always overly-protective of her and usually the butch is NOT bi she's GAY and the girly one is BI

EXACTLY!!!!

That's sumthin' that one of my lesbian friends once told me.
 

True that son!!!! They are VERY overrated.
 

I haven't been to your spot in a minute and when I stop by I have to see Kimbo Slice? Damn, you ruined the image. LOL!

But seriously...

I agree, I can't recall one lesbian couple where I'd fuck em both. Hell, most of the time I wouldn't do either one.

And about Meshell... there's nothing attractive about a woman who's fade looks better than mine.