Hi there,

  I know you haven't heard from Trevor Jackson in a while and they hate that it has to be on such a sad and maddening occasion, but such is life...
  We figured that TJ's Grammy nomination for best album of the year wasn't announced because these errors tend to happen when you are an independent artist like Trevor Jackson.  With no label to necessarily represent the band, we figured when TJ were to win, they would acknowledge the uphill battle the boys fought and apologize profusely...  We also wondered why Kyle and Boots didn't receive invitations to the ceremony, but we figured they knew their schedule; Kyle and Boots couldn't make it anyway.  Kyle is currently on tour with Spring Awakening and Boots is in the studio working on the next SK6ERS record...
  Watching the program was like watching an accident.  It was like watching someone get run over by a truck, like a fish dying outside of water, like an airplane crashing to the ground in flames...  When the Grammy special was finally over and CBS went to local news, myself and boys were stunned.  Boots went to the bathroom and didn't come out until he was completely bombed on a foreign substance, while Kyle immediately started to binge eat.  Currently Trevor Jackson are both missing due to the emotional damage that has just occurred.
  I ask that the Grammy association seriously consider taking away album of the year from Robert Plant and Alison Krouse and give it to Boots and Kyle.  Trevor Jackson's album is significantly better in song quality (Alison and Robert wrote none of the material), the production is better (T Bone Burnett is a flaming idiot, while Cookie Dough Chalfant is a champion of rock and cool) and the vocals Kyle and Boots posess are none other than perfect.  Robert Plant is old and so are his vocal cords, while Alison does have a very pretty voice, but they practically give pretty voices away these days.
  I will be patiently waiting to hear from you Grammy Association.  However, Trevor Jackson would like to thank you the fans for supporting them over the past couple of hours.  They aren't here to express their thanks as they are both on uncontrollable binges of their own vices, but as a representative of the band, I promise you this is how they feel...

Thank you and good night,

Rep. of the band Esq.