1. Beatles or the Stones? Why?

Dawn: Beatles... they remind me of being a kid.

Mimi: The Stones. I think that they could do a lot of what the Beatles could, but they had a little bit more of a 'wrong side of the tracks' appeal that make them a little more attractive to me.

James: Hallucinogens or barbiturates?

Chad: Depends on the mood when Im buzzed and horny, Sgt. Pepper just aint gonna cut it

Jimi: We got a tie.

2. Last CD you bought?

Dawn: I leave that up to the man!

Mimi: Six Finger Sattelite - Severe Exposure

James: Enon, burnt it and Im behind the curve on that one...the new Mars
Volta will have been purchased by the time this gets posted

Chad: Peeping Tom

Jimi: Wolfmother

3. First thing that pops into your head when you hear the term "art rock":

Dawn: Annoying turds!

Mimi: A snotty lookin' kid getting smacked in the back of his head. His glasses might fly off too.

James: Dudes who never got beat up.... that should have. Oh, and sonic youth

Chad: Fart rock

Jimi: One of those rocks that you paint goggly eyes on and give it some dumb name. .

4. What makes porn so cool?

Dawn: What doesn't make it cool.... that's the question.. My answer is that dudes should make just as much money as the ladies.

Mimi: Everything. The hairdos, the sweaty upper lips, the tunes....I could go on forever.

James: Cumfart cocktails...Need I say more

Chad: The tits. No wait, the asses. Fuck that. PUSSY.

Jimi: Folks make big bucks to fuck. And I've learned some great moves and pillow talk while studying porn... Example: Lick the balls... lick 'em..

5. Favorite drug? Why?

Dawn: Pot... mellow!

Mimi: Pharmaceuticals RULE!!!!

James: Whatcha got?

Chad: I like downers for that warm, fuzzy, distant feeling.

Jimi: ALL. Because I said so.

6. Favorite all time rock n'roll frontman?

Dawn: Other than Mr. Chad Roth... I'm going with the other Roth, David Lee Roth!

Mimi: David Yow from the Jesus Lizard. That guy had what it takes. I wish anyone who's ever considered stepping up to the microphone would've had the chance to see that guy let it all hang out. Pun intended.

James: Diamond Dave

Chad: Jim Morrison

Jimi: That's a hard question...Frank Zappa.


7. The last movie you saw that kicked your ass?

Dawn: Fog of War.

Mimi: The Ruling Class with Peter O'Toole. Funny and weird. Peter O'Toole is a pimp.

James: Cumfart Cocktails.

Chad: House of Sand and Fog

Jimi: The Machinist


8. If you were a soldier, how do you think you'd fare in battle?

Dawn: I'd shoot myself in the foot and not even get into battle.

Mimi: My superior officers would likely summon me to the Extreme Discipline Unit. I'd suck.

James: I once met a guy who was one of those dudes who jumped in the
caves with a flashlight and a pistol going after the Vietcong, only he'd
do a massive speed, coke, smack injectible cocktails beforehand and while
down there in the cave; he kicked ass then later got into porn...mans
man. Gimme drugs and I'll do the crazy shit

Chad: Not well.

Jimi: I'd go ape-shit and kill everything in sight, then probably get shot by my own guys.


9. Is your love tender or savage? Explain?

Dawn: Tender, always tender. No explanation needed!

Mimi: I'd say it's savagely tender, with a side order of foie gras.

James: Who am i fuckin?

Chad: Tender. Im a lover, not a fighter.

Jimi: Savage. Because I like to crush beer cans with my forehead while in the act.


10. Last run-in with the law?

Dawn: I don't remember... but I think it had to do with 2 men, Halloween night, lost shoes and too much tequila...

Mimi: Busted driving stolen tags. The court appearance was quite the spectacle.

James: A preemptive strike...I felt the eye
fuck and initiated an exchange where I convinced the pig I had the
current registration papers in my backpacksucker

Chad: Im too fast for the law. Always have been.

Jimi: I got pulled over with a suspended license, they searched my car, found some drugs,
and let me go... I love cops.


11. If you were president, what would be the first order of business?

Dawn: I would want to protect my fellow mates in the porn industry. Oh and protect all the Pit Bulls!

Mimi: I'd create a new law that not only makes the under the desk office blowjob legal, it'd make it mandatory.

James: Legalize prostitution then grow a mustache

Chad: No work

Jimi: Built a go-cart track inside The White House and then jerk off on a bald eagle.


12. All-time favorite comedian?

Dawn: Bill Hicks of course!

Mimi: I'm gonna go with Bill Hicks. Why did he have to die?

James: Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, my mom

Chad: Bill Hicks

Jimi: Richard Pryor

13. What's the biggest thing missing in mainstream rock today?

Dawn: Balls, Balls and more Balls!

Mimi: Everything that is rock n' roll. Sex, drugs, humor, and drugs.

James: balls

Chad: Fun

Jimi: Originality and Overdoses.

14. Any tattoos? What do you got?

Dawn: 3- leaves and 2 tribal tats.... I know I know... they're cool though!

Mimi: I can't say the exact number, but I've got a Frank Kozik pic, a Hunter S. pic, the Candy-O album cover, a messed up looking cat, some cherries, the Tempest video game, an aristocrat rabbit, some skull thingy, and some hex-looking heart things.

James: I got one above my schwantz that says: FOCUS

Chad: Lions, Tigers, Bears, oh my!

Jimi: My mom won't let me.

15. Bill Cosby - thumbs up or thumbs down? Why?

Dawn: DOWN... Puddin' pops! He's to safe.

Mimi: Down. Fat Albert was kind of cool, but I'm not sure if I ever believed that Bill was a good representation of the hood.

James: Have you seen those statues in his front yard on Sunset? What a fag?

Chad: Neutral thumbs

Jimi: I plead the 5th.

16. What do you think when you hear people like Sean Penn knock Nicholas Cage for his choice in acting roles?

Dawn: Sean Penn needs to remember his movie Shanghai Surprise.

Mimi: I like Nicholas Cage a lot, so of course I'd like to see him in some juicy roles, but if he
wants to make some loot, who cares? Sean Penn's too cool.

James: I could care less.

Chad: I think to myself - I need to get stoned. Or laid. One or the other.

Jimi: Don't care.

17. If your son or daughter made the same life choices you did, how would you respond?

Dawn: I 'd be happy... my life rules!

Mimi: With praise and reward.

James: At least he'd know there'd be very little money to
borrow. Try to talk him out of college, that shit's for fags.

Chad: By asking him/her to score me some pills.

Jimi: As long as they stay away from my stash, everything's cool.

18. Are farts funny?

Dawn: Hilarious every time I hear them. Smelling them is a different story:)

Mimi: Further evidence that God, if one exists, has a sense of humor. Next time a dude or a chick that you're diggin' gives you the cold shoulder, picture that juicy fart that you know they're capable of leaving, and they drop a notch or two.

James: Timing is everything.

Chad: SBDs rule the roost.

Jimi: Damn right.

19. Why do people need to hear what you have to say?

Dawn: They don't have to listen but their life would be better if they did!

Mimi: Because I can't settle for not being entertained or not entertaining others. I want
everyone to have a great time.

James: They do? They need to hear my last fart

Chad: Because Im mad as hell and Im not going to take it anymore!

Jimi: Because there's too much bullshit in the world...


20. What does Chach mean to you?

Dawn: It means NEVER having to say you're sorry. Chach is a way of life.

Mimi: Bottom line - fun at all costs.

James: Pop sensibility.

Chad: Chach is the culmination of everything Ive always wanted to do rock, party, and get laid. All of those things are a hell of a lot more fun with good company!

Jimi: Hot Action to the Max...and Ian Sharkey.