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Albi, The Racist Dragon



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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 43
Sign: Sagittarius

City: America's Anus
State: Alaska
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/27/2005

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Sunday, August 31, 2008 

Current mood:  ashamed
Category: Music
So, dear friends and gentle readers (whatever the hell those are).  I did NOT pass the audition yesterday to become one of the elite members of the San Antonio Master Singers....click here...http://www.samastersingers.org/  (or not....I have yet to learn the art of embedding links).

Yes, it IS true.  I have FAILED to be accepted as an esteemed member of a VOLUNTEER choir.  If I can't even make a VOLUNTEER choral group, what chance do I have as a PAID musician anymore? 

Oh, sure...I squeaked out a few tears when I received the terrible news.  But today is a new day, with fresh possibilities.  What those are have yet to be determined.  Alas...at present moment, I hang my head in shame.  Please........Help me to lift my head again in pride.  Did I REALLY want to be a member of such a snooty organization?  Answer.....YES.  At my age, I really have nothing else.

Oh and a "special" thanks to my good friend, Scotty, for pointing out the fact that "You sing great....They probably didn't take you because you're fat".

Right.  'Nuff said.  Now, excuse me while I hunt for a sharp razor blade.


Hey...I figured it out....CLICK HERE

 
Matt-O-Matic

 
I was going to say "Don't worry about it" because all those singers look like supreme douches...but then I saw that you would have been able to sing at Carnegie Hall.


That reminds me of one of my favourite jokes....

I want to live in a house across the street from Carnegie Hall.

Then when someone needs directions to my house I can say:
"Practice,practice,practice.....then take a left"
 
Posted by Matt-O-Matic on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 3:06 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
I don't get it. But thank you so much any way for trying to cheer me up. It's not working. Do you have any rum?
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 4:01 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
Hey, it was either join this or the KKK. And I look awful in white.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 4:02 PM
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Gringo Starr
Gringo Starr

 
Thats absurd....must be some politics at play...you have a awsome voice...makes no sense...

you probably just caught the director with that tooth of yours again..... ;) j/k
 
Posted by Gringo Starr on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 10:52 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
FU. And I can't read bloody, fucking music...nor can I sight sing worth a shite. I was nervous and I shit my pants.....Maybe.......maybe that had something to do with it.

Kiss your penis for me.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 12:04 AM
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Gringo Starr
Gringo Starr

 
Naaaa....you can carry a tune, reading or not....you probably 'pulled a phil' on the conductor....pretty sure that was it....poor guy is probably still peeing sideways....
 
Posted by Gringo Starr on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 4:50 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
I wonder if I HAD offered him felatio, would I be shopping for my choir shoes now?

Hey Phil, check this out....hehehehe....http://dont-cheat.com/
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 5:03 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
Thank you. Beautifully put. I actually wanted to do it for the fun, but also to make friends and meet new people. It's very lonely here in SA. The people I DO meet, seem to all suck the life outta me. (Case in point....our neighbour, Stacy....She is a bi-polar, ex-stripper/prostitute, with a former heroin habit, who was married to an Iranian man whom she cheated on and now regrets). You get the picture? I also did it for a new activity. I need to do something to feel proud of and keep me sane. I guess I just wanted to show you and Josh that I was still a valid human being with something to contribute to society.

I could have learned everything to perfection, if just given the chance. I learn by ear, not sheet music. And I am a real, hard worker. I just wish they could have looked past my nerves and heard that I have the voice to contribute...All I needed was a recording and I would have knocked it outta the park
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 4:10 PM
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Total Asshole

 
Holy fucking shit. The 'Master Singers'? Seriously? No, seriously? It makes me think of some little kids and their playhouse, a meeting place for their childish clandestine group with a catchy name like 'bestest awesomest cool kids who are awesomer than everyone else'. Wow! you failed at getting into something lame! Well, I feel better about myself now. Wait - I never felt bad about myself.
 
Posted by Total Asshole on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 4:10 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
Ok.....I get it. It was a bit too "prestigious" for the white trash likes of me. But still. I could have played Carnegie Hall. More importantly, I could have eaten at Carnegie Deli. I LOVE that place.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Monday, September 01, 2008 - 4:58 PM
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michael
Michael Cugle

 
WHAT UP Y!!!!
YOU AND THE DEVIL KNOW YOU THAT ARE FORGED FROM BETTER IRON THAN THAT !!YOU GOT THE LOOKS OF AN ANGEL,THE VOICE OF A SIREN,AND THE CLAWS OF A HARPY!! WHAT A DELICIOUS COMBO.HELL WITH EM" I SAY ITS THERE LOSS,THAT THEY DIDNT WANT YOUR UNBRIDLED PASSION FOR THE ARTS.
 
Posted by michael on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 12:24 AM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
I gotta admit.....THAT is the most accurate description of me I have ever read. By god man, you need to write my biography!!!! Thank you, Michael...whom I have known for exactly 23 years now.

God we're old.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 8:18 PM
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Angelina

 
Master Singers are masterful douchers. I'm going to fill a pillowcase with bars of soap and beat the shit out of every last member. How dare they deny my wife a chance at eating a delicious sammich at Carnegie Deli?!?!? And in turn, also denying me...because I would have met up w/ her and had a lovely rendezvous over some corned beef or pastrami. Bastards! I'm angry now....oh so bitter. My darling Yvonne, they are tres stupide for not choosing you. I love you and the SA Masturbature Singers are a bunch of fuckwads that deserve to choke on their sheet music. You have the voice of an angel!! Don't listen to them!! We'll make our own club and we won't let them join it.....yeah!
 
Posted by Angelina on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 1:36 AM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
Ah, my darling. You have the most special place in my heart....right next to the left ventricle. Listen to your voicemail....I left you a message about my crazy, bi-polar neighbour.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Tuesday, September 02, 2008 - 8:20 PM
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Chris & Adrianna
Adrianna West

 
Its their fucking loss... idiots. You are beautiful, and your voice is amazing.
 
Posted by Chris & Adrianna on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 2:42 AM
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Sleepy Joe

 
Their web site is cheesy and that Silantien guy looks like a total douche.

Does that help? :)
 
Posted by Sleepy Joe on Saturday, October 04, 2008 - 5:14 PM
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Albi, The Racist Dragon

 
Most def.............a thousand thank you's to you my sleepy friend.
 
Posted by Albi, The Racist Dragon on Saturday, October 04, 2008 - 5:43 PM
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Sleepy Joe

 
LOL So you are from MD?
 
Posted by Sleepy Joe on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 12:42 AM
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Debbie
Debbora Buckhorn

 
yvonne/Albi, you sing with the best, and fuck them if they can't see that. You are beautiful inside and out, and get your head up, and STRUT!!!! it's their loss, darling. better Days, debbie
 
Posted by Debbie on Monday, October 06, 2008 - 3:56 AM
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Debbie
Debbora Buckhorn

 
And with friends like him, who needs enemies??
Like i said, you are beautiful, honey.
 
Posted by Debbie on Monday, October 06, 2008 - 3:57 AM
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