- so i'm sitting there as the movie's starting, happy 'cuz the show's about sold out and i've got an empty seat next to me. awesome. i hate other people. then just as the show's starting, some dude comes in and takes the seat. dick. but at least he turns his phone off, so hopefully it won't be too bad.
- watching the movie, maybe halfway in, this fool whips out a blackberry and starts checking his messages. and it's not like some teenager with attention deficit disorder, the guy's like 40-something. so i've got this old guy with some fundamental breakage in his brain next to me, who knows to turn off his cell, but can't keep off the blackberry.
- and it goes on and on and on, this guy checking his messages, putting it down for a couple minutes, checking again, putting it down again, and checking it again. so now i'm stuck with no choice but to break my cardinal rule of acknowledging the existence of the lesser folk, and i tell the *sshole that his messages are really distracting.

- and he apologizes and puts it away, which makes him an even bigger *sshole. it's not like he defended it at all, or even acted surprised. so he knew he was being a dick for doing it, and did it anyway. wtf people?!? i don't (not) pay good money to see a show just to be bothered by your mother's inability to teach you manners! i don't come into your office and play movies on the wall! learn a little f**king self control!




- the movie was okay. a little slow to get going, but some funny moments. weird ending.