Our first terrible date this week is a deadly tale of prom gone wrong:
"It was my Junior Prom. I spent $300 on my dress. My date picked me up, drove 2 hours in the wrong direction, stepped on and ripped my dress, broke off one of my nails, and broke my purse. He said it was my fault. I missed the king/queen crowning, too. Also, he was hairy."

And at the bottom was a small sad face.

This prom-night carnage would easily have won if it weren’t for the Sofa Bed Lady:
"I and my ’date’ (it’s alwasy a bad scene when they need to put quote around the word ’date’) were on my sofa/bed, mostly bed, and we had worked our way to the back rest when momentum took over and the end of the pullout came off the ground and began folding up--until we found ourselves naked and wrapped up in the pull out sofa bed in a compromising position."

And speaking of compromising positions--this coming Monday the 17th is Understudy Night at "Mating" in Minneapolis. Featuring Joseph Scrimshaw as The Waiter, Joe Weiner as Jeffrey and Shanan Wexler as Miranda!

On with the horror!