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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Rio Linda
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/12/2004

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 

Current mood:Gas = The blood of life

I went by the bank earlier to cash in a bunch of coins.  I always dump all of my loose change into an emerald vase in my bedroom, and when it gets full I run it by the bank to drop them in the coin count machine (it's cheaper than Coinstar - in fact it's free - and it gets deposited directly into my savings... score! for a rainy day).

My tank was on empty, but I was just off Watt and I-80 and thought I could totally make it to Northgate (the next stop in the day's errands) and I could fill up there, so I hopped on the freeway.  On I-80 my truck shut down.  I start thinking about my options and decide calling somebody to help was out of the question, since I was feeling like the total ass for pressing my luck this far.  Why drag somebody else into my bad luck?

And while I'm thinking, my truck continues to coast at a pretty good velocity, so I pull into the hazzard lane and coast.  I kept coasting (uphill, mind you) towards Norwood.  Frickin' sweet, and I'm thinking to myself... okay so I won't have to walk THAT far.  Then I get over the hill, and begin to coast down onto the Norwood offramp.  There was a gravel shoulder that I could have pulled off onto, and it would have been the safest place to stop, and for a split second I thought about it.  But then the bastard in me took over and I started thinking "rationally" again: "Fuck it!  I don't care if end up blocking the intersection, there's a slight chance I can still coast for a little bit more!  They can all drive around my haphazzard-ass!"  Like I say, I'm a bastard.  I really am.

So I went on coasting.

And as luck would have it (Lady Luck, I love you so), I ended up coasting (uphill again) off the offramp and onto Norwood.  Once I was on Norwood it was a downhill coast again, right into the Jack in the Crack parking lot, which was connected to AM/PM.

I ended up coasting into AM/PM, but got stuck on the second speed-bump.  Entirely on reflex, I hopped out (fueled by 50% shock-of-the-luck and 60% adrenaline) and pushed my truck up over the speed bump and next to an open tank.  Part of me was pissed off that at a station full of spectators NOT ONE PERSON ran to help (just what the hell are people hanging out a gas station for anyway though... or do I not want to know?).

But then one guy came up and helped by pushing on the side of my front end... just how that actually helped I don't know... it's best to push from the back if you want to move anything forward... but at least he tried.

Anyhow, I was stoked.  I went from 0-60 and then from 60-0 in a matter of minutes, but filled up quickly and effortlessly and back on my way in a just another set of a few of minutes.

Luck be a lady, but I be bastard.

Have a good day.  :)

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Jason

 

Haha, great story dude. I've never been that lucky though. The few times I pushed it, I got screwed lol.

 


 
Posted by Jason on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 3:51 AM
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