"You can support the troops but not the president."
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

"Well, I just think it's a bad idea. What's going to happen is they're going tobe over there for 10, 15, maybe 20 years."
--Joe Scarborough (R-FL)

"Explain to the mothers and fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?"
--Sean Hannity, Fox News, 4/6/99

"[The] President . . . is once again releasing American military might on aforeign country with an ill-defined objective and no exit strategy. He has yetto tell the Congress how much this operation will cost. And he has not informedour nation's armed forces about how long they will be away from home. Thesestrikes do not make for a sound foreign policy."
--Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA)

"American foreign policy is now one huge big mystery. Simply put, theadministration is trying to lead the world with a feel-good foreign policy."
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

"If we are going to commit American troops, we must be certain they have a clear mission, an achievable goal and an exit strategy."
--Karen Hughes, speaking on behalf of George W Bush

"I had doubts about the bombing campaign from the beginning . I didn't think wehad done enough in the diplomatic area."
--Senator Trent Lott (R-MS)

"I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lessonright now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lotsof unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered.There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our over-extended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the Presidentstarted this thing, and there still is no plan today"
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."
--Governor George W. Bush (R-TX)

That's right, if you guessed Kosovo, you just won a fabulous prize. Take a break from watching c-span at two in the morning and treat yourself to some light-hearted tunes by the Capitol Steps. The quiz would work better if the quotes were unattributed but fuck it I'm too lazy. Fix it and send it to your friends, I didn't compile this shit in the first place.

FOR FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY, TRY THE FOLLOWING NIFTY CRAFT IDEA:Make flashcards from the following quotes, and see stump your friends as to the identity of the author. Or mock Democrats for having this kind of ammunition, in addition to truth, justice & the American Way on their side, and still getting their ass handed to them by a motherfucker called TurdBlossom.


And I'm in the mood for a good old fashioned debate and I'll take all comers (mocking Republicans was too easy when I was 12). So bring it Dems, cuz your party sucks elephant nuts....