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Status: Single
City: CHICAGO
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/5/2008
August 14, 2009 - Friday 
Welcome to Twitter Update.

Excuse me for the bland background but the times are harsh...which shouldn't be an excuse for Mariah Carey's last album, which I'm sure you probably haven't even heard of! Anyway, moving on to the most twisted tweets of the day:

We're following a lot of celebrities of course, Ryan Seacrest is one of them:

"My farts smell disgusting today! Perhaps I should take advantage and knock down those stupid American Idol contestants."

Matthew McConaughey had some thoughts himself:"I know I shouldn't have taken this picture with my shirt on. But someone told me if I didn't do it my baby's gonna get a third leg. Or did the doctor say we're having a son?"

Ha, Simon Cowell just tweeted: "Someone stole my Polish, can't find it anywhere, has anyone seen Ryan?"

That's all for today, I'm leaving you hungry for more...Polish..or...Mexican...whatever is around the corner.

Check out the video version at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysu6V9J4_wA

Regards,
TF