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THE TIME MACHINE SCRAPBOOK and PHOTO ALBUM
THE ORIGINAL TIME MACHINE
The above photograph is from the final days of WNBC in New York. The same station in the eighties that brought us; DON IMUS in the morning, SOUPY SALES in the middays, HOWARD STERN in the afternoons, WOLFMAN JACK in the evenings and JOEY REYNOLDS overnights, gave us a wonderful show on the weekends that looked back with fondness and the mania of what a radio show sounded like back in the sixties. At the controls from left to right were JACK SCOTT, JIM COLLINS, DAN TAYLOR, JAY SORENSON and DALE PARSONS.
When WNBC was sold and the format changed, DALE PARSONS found himself married and owning a radio station on the island of Maui. Quite a change from the largest radio market in America with the country's most powerful forces behind the microphone. This is where we come in. DALE AND GINNY PARSONS placed the show in all of it's glory on the weekends at KLHI 101.1 FM. THE TIME MACHINE was very much the same as its east coast counterpart with the addition of the great sounds of "The Hit Parade" of the fifties tossed in for flavor. Michael McCartney was brought on board and had the time of his life. With instinctual musical gusto and offbeat humor mixed with callers on the air...Michael lost all abandon.
Always comfortable at any format, there was something very magical about this station run by the Parsons. It may have been that it was really only five minutes from home that appealed to Michael McCartney but that would be too easy an answer.
This is were it all began. It wouldn't have been possible without DALE PARSONS and KMVI's PAUL DOUGLAS who actually let Michael McCartney work at two different radio stations at the same time. Two different companies competing against each other for the almighty sales dollar. This may be common in today's government deregulated airwaves where several radio stations in a single market are all under one roof and air talent are often expected to be on more than one station. Back then, this was a pretty big deal and for this reason, THE TIME MACHINE CREW will always be grateful to both of these men.
As time passed, scenarios changed, THE TIME MACHINE found itself expanding it's parameters of the radio show. It's influence began with an oldies feel but became this monster that played everything under the sun. We took advantage of the concept of musical time travel and played music from several decades including the present. It didn't matter if it was Hard Rock or Big Band. The comedy elements were always there but the guests on the program took the show to another level. It was like non commercial radio in a commercial setting and it was a morning show! Formats went out the door. Most professional programmers would not let this sort of thing happen. It is often referred to as "bad radio". How could it "bad" when it "felt so good"?
KPMW WILD 105.5 FM made it so easy. No one imagined that you could have this much fun. Again, just like DALE PARSONS from KLHI and PAUL DOUGLAS from KMVI earlier, KPMW's CECILLE and REY PIROS had no problem sharing the show with KONI 104.7 FM owner IVAN DIXON. Mornings and afternoons? Two different stations with two different formats. Film and television director IVAN DIXON (and a great actor to boot) was very supportive in all aspects of such a program on his radio station. Toss in the wonderful world of MANA'O RADIO at KEAO and the menage a troi has been set in motion. Can someone turn out the lights? This is a lot of work.
None of this could have happened without these wonderful people. There are so many other supportive people that need to be acknowledged. As this site grows, we will do everything we can to recognize those at the forefront and behind the scenes. If you were missed please email us. Mahalo nui loa.
Enjoy our latest photos:
JENNY LEONG
Executive Producer and Music Lover
Air Talents JOE KING and RICK DEES
Air Talents MIGHTY JOEL YOUNG and SUMMER BLUE
JENNY kicking back
MICHAEL McCARTNEY
Moments after another beautiful Maui sunset.
Air Talent DIANA REEVES
Loves Cat Stevens, Expose', Pat Benatar and The Brothers Cazimero
Hanging with actress BROOKE BURNS
Air Talent ALISON
Producer, Logo & Graphic Art Designer and Ulitmate Barry Manilow Fan
Air Talent HIRAM "The Boogie Boy" WATANABE
JENNY working
DWEEZIL ZAPPA , MICHAEL McCARTNEY and LISA LOEB
RICK DEES and MICHAEL McCARTNEY
Air Talent and Comedy Producers
MATT "The Voice" BURGER and JENNY LEONG
SCOTT SHERLEY
Air Talent and Producer:
STARDUST MEMORIES
SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Just chillin'
Air Talents DA WORM and HIRAM "The Boogie Boy" WATANABE
KAREN SPENCE
Air Talent and News & Sports Reporter
ELLEN K and MICHAEL McCARTNEY
Performing Artist M:G and Production Voice ST. JOHN
Staff Writers Michael McCartney and ALPHRED THE NORMAL
Air Talent and Producer MIKE MANTEL
Loves rockabilly and anything 80's.
Performing Artist KEALI'I REICHEL
GAIL SWANSON
Performing Artist and Air Talent
ELLEN K with ROB and KYLE from MATCHBOX 20
CELESTE, DA WORM and MICHAEL
TIME MACHINE CREW Comedy Staff Writers
DELPHINE GREEN and RENEE
Both Air Talents with Delphine as PSA Director and Renee as an Account Executive with that incredible voice.
Actress TARA REID and Air Talent JAY J
Actress and super model IRINA VORONINA and MICHAEL cruising on set.
SYL
ELLEN K with N*SYNC
An historical moment as MICHAEL loses a dare to SUMMER and is forced to eat a mahi mahi burger for the very first time.
Producers BLA and JENNY work over last minute details.
BLA's favorite artist is Jim Croce.
ALEXIA LEI, MICHAEL and PAM RODRIGUEZ
Air Talents JAY J, RYAN P. and DJ SKINNY GUY
Interviewing former Honolulu Mayor FRANK FASI
DIANA REEVES and MICHAEL McCARTNEY hanging out in Hana.
MICHAEL tries to be casual knowing the song is just about over.
ALI rocks THE TIME MACHINE
BUTCH WALKER, AMERICAN HI-FI and MICHAEL McCARTNEY moments before jumping onstage to join AVRIL LAVIGNE in a rockin' performance.
MICHAEL and TOM ANDERSON who happens to be the coolest guy on the planet. He's responsible for giving us a home on this website MySpace.com. He is also forthcoming about his musical faves like Rick Springfield, Billy Joel and Redd Kross.
RYAN P. and MELISSA RIVERS
CECILIA JATIVA
Producer and Editing Engineer.
Recording Artists KEN SHARP, CARNIE WILSON and ROB BONFIGLIO
enjoy a live mid morning radio show while watching the whales and dining on a fine meal on one of Maui's beautiful oceanfronts with MICHAEL McCARTNEY. Should work be this difficult? Maybe for JOE KING who had to run the board back in the studio. Trust us...we had to take him out to dinner several times to make up for it. Sorry Joe, but it was great radio where you could hear; "Fly" from Rob Bonfiglio, "Brand New Day" from Ken Sharp, "Impulsive" and "Hold On" from Wilson Phillips tossed in with "Love And Mercy" from Brian Wilson to make that Maui day a very special memory.
IRINA, MICHAEL and MONIQUE
RHODA
Air Talent "Rhoda On The Radio" and a major funk music fan.
PAUL DOUGLAS
Air Talent and Broadcast Legend a.k.a. "The Local Boy"
MICHAEL and JENNY
MICHAEL and ALI appear in the indie film "Sports".
Air Talents FAT JO, RYAN P., MICHAEL McCARTNEY, KEVIN DEES and Producer CHRISTOPHER FINCH
Pizza is the official diet of THE TIME MACHINE CREW.
Actress ILSA-MARIEL and MICHAEL enjoy the other official diet of milk and brownies.
MIKE, MICHAEL and HOGUE
Before the morning show or after...it's all about the waves.
ELLEN K at the beach.
MICHAEL and ALI
JENNY and her weapon of choice.
Actor and Musician MIGUEL FERRER and MICHAEL McCARTNEY
MICHAEL and NICOLE appear in the indie film "Empty Chairs".
DOBO DOBO, JENNY and ALPHRED
MICHAEL on set behind the camera.
MICHAEL and his sister BARBARA
ALPHRED, TED KENNEDY and MICHAEL
Actresses SUSAN SARANDON and NICOLE SULLIVAN
BARNI ROBINSON
Air Talent and all around great guy.
DJ COLETTE
Air Talent, Singer, Producer and the best DJ spinning on the ones and twos.
Actress POPPY MONTGOMERY
DIANA REEVES
MICHAEL and MIKE hanging loose on holiday
Actor LARRY DRAKE and MICHAEL
MICHAEL and actress AMY JOINER
MICHAEL and MICHAEL appear in the indie film "Losing Hearts".
Michael's sister SANDI who puts up with his foolishness and who we might add is currently single.
LYNN, MIKE, ALI and HOGIE
Mike...we still miss you.
DA WORM, Singer JASMINE TRIAS and MICHAEL
The one and only SARAH who lives and breathes cinema.
MICHAEL, SARAH and RICKY hang out in the John Wayne booth.
Actress and Singer LEA SALONGA and MICHAEL
JAY ANTHONY FRANKE (6 seasons of "Calfornia Dreams" on NBC Baby!) and MICHAEL working that film magic.
Our favorite on set photo.
MICHAEL and JENNY appear in the indie film "Arrows".
JENNY takes a moment from producing chores on location in Washington D.C. during last winter.
MICHAEL and UGGA - Sports Fans
JENNY steps up for more batting practice
MICHAEL and DIANA wait for their chance to bat
MAREVA and CAMILE. If you squint your eyes enough you will find MICHAEL's telephone number on Ms. VALESCO's cellular phone display.
JENNY and MICHAEL waiting for the coast to be clear to recreate a cinematic moment from "Risky Business".
Another Time Machine Crew Camp Out with Air Talents MOLDY OLDIE HOGIE and ALI sleeping in.
A "Wonder Years" Flashback with three of Michael's siblings.
Ending the day on a good note. Life is full of good notes.
Here's a nice "aw shucks" blurb that appeared in THE ROCK AND ROLL REPORT online with some critical and well versed comments from some readers (including someone we know).
The Rock and Roll Report Scouring the Globe in Search of Rock and Roll!
September 30, 2004
Noel Gallagher Likes the Beatles?
As if Noel Gallagher didnt already wear his Beatles influence on his sleeve, it looks like he is now trying to recruit Ringo to play on a track on the when is it ever going to be released next Oasis record. I still like Noel. Liam can be a pain in the ass but Noel seems pretty cool.
Later.
Posted by Mark on September 30, 2004 at 02:00 PM
The Rock and Roll Report Radio Spotlight is on The Time Machine
I dont know what impresses me more about The Time Machine. The fact that Michael McCartney actually understands the concept of rock and roll radio by playing cool yet unknown new stuff with classic yet rarely played old stuff or the fact that it is broadcast out of Hawaii. Either way, The Time Machine is great rock and roll radio. Combining old and new rock and roll that you wont likely hear on your local radio station with inciteful interviews and great gag commercials, The Time Machine is well produced radio done right. Check the website for actual stations and times of broadcast. All I have to do is swing an invite to the studio and Ill be in double heaven!
Great stuff that goes Pop!
Later.
Posted by Mark on September 30, 2004 at 12:00 PM
Comments:
Michael McCartney is "High Fidelity" wrapped in "The Wonder Years". His knowledge and taste are beyond compare and yet he transmits an excitement and a sense of discovery that we all once shared when we were 17. He is what radio once was and should be. Thanks for bringing us the good stuff Michael!
Posted by: Mike Conklin | October 1, 2004 12:14 PM
I have listened to Michael McCartney for more years than I care to admit and this review epitomizes his abilities. He has amazing talent, humor and insight. He has introduced me to so many incredible songs that you would not hear on regular "hits only" radio stations. I only wish he were heard beyond the airwaves of Hawaii.
Posted by: Ali | October 1, 2004 04:29 PM
One of the best shows left on radio! Radio has become so stale these days, it's nice to have a breath of fresh air like Michael McCartney's Time Machine!
Regards,
David
Posted by: David Lima | October 1, 2004 04:34 PM
Michael McCartney 's TIME MACHINE IS what radio should aspire to. A resource for creative discovery and an open opportunity for high quality EXPANSION of a once great musical culture. -(You know, before the corporate suits and their lawyers decided that We the people only needed to hear what they had tested and had met their profit requirements.) - Michael's radar is wide and usually right on the money. He is a knowlegable Professional with a passion for his subject; be it, Music or Film or Television. Like We say out here in the middle of the Pacific puddle " Lucky you live Hawaii!"
DC
Posted by: Deej | October 1, 2004 05:39 PM
Hooray for Michael McCartney! I'm biased, but, I think he is great and his radio efforts do, indeed, rock! If you have a chance to listen to his show, do so. If you meet him on the street in Hawaii, avoid him at all costs! (Sick attempt at humor) Honestly, I've know the guy for a while and show biz and radio are in his DNA.
Maureen B. former co-worker
Posted by: Maureen Borromeo | October 1, 2004 06:12 PM
Michael McCartney rocks! The Time Machine saved my life! I was on my way to a country music suicide until I heard The 'Chine! Is Michael really Paul's brother? Does he sleep with his pets? Is Jessica Simpson his niece? All these are requisite questions in the study of the history of rock n roll. Mikey belongs in the RnR Hall of Fame in Cleveland!
Posted by: Surf Dog Maui | October 12, 2004 12:01 PM
I was fortunate enough to be mentored by one of the unsung heroes of the radio/music industry in Michael McCartney. His eagnerness to share both radio and music allowed me to make the transformation from fan to contributor to friend and for that I will be forever grateful. If that didn't get you teary eyed, some of the music that you never hear on the radio that is played on the show will. Check it out!
Joe King
Posted by: Joe King | October 13, 2004 11:21 AM
Michael's show is diverse and true to its origin. He is also a fearless cheerleader for the independent musician. He has his pulse on the fan's desire for a variety of classic songs combined with new artists on the horizon. Thanks, Michael for keeping it real. OK - I'm biased too a bit. Thanks Michael for giving my music a voice.
Kristy Jackson
Posted by: Kristy Jackson | October 14, 2004 10:44 AM
Who is Michael McCartney and what is THE TIME MACHINE?
Michael is the voice of a generation brought up on corporate musical spoon feedings.
When the industry handed us sour grapes, Michael turned it into a fine wine. Sure, it had to age, but Michael is now there at the winery, pouring out his vintage best to all those who want it a second time around.
THE TIME MACHINE is his winery.
Do yourself a favor and get a bottle of THE TIME MACHINE, sit back and enjoy music the way it was supposed to be listened to.
Keep it alive Mike!
Posted by: jmahon | November 1, 2004 02:58 PM
I've been listening online for the past two years and have found it to be one of the top shows on the web that I keep coming back to again and again.
I only wish that I was in Hawaii to hear it seven days a week.
How does he get all of those cool guests? None of the radio stations in my city do this or seem to care.
Thanks to The Time Machine, my last few purchases at the music store were; Rachael Yamagata, The Raspberries, Frank Sinatra, The Bangles, Randy Newman and Butch Walker. All of that inspired by one radio show. Amazing.
Everybody at The Time Machine is fun to listen to and I hope that they never stop.
Posted by: Melissa | November 6, 2004 02:57 PM
Kudos to Michael McCartney. I have a soft spot for unsigned indies like Alex Bach and the fact that Michael plays her music while she's ignored by corporate radio, speaks volumes. All I need now is for an internet stream so I can listen to The Time Machine.
Posted by: Jeff | December 16, 2004 05:52 PM
Damn! This is one of the best shows on that box that irritates me in more ways than can be shared. Every radio station on my car dial just hurts my feelings. I am a human being and that Time Machine show with all of those quirky people playing all of those awesome songs with musical respect makes me feel better about the human race. Michael makes me laugh too! Now I find out that I can listen at work with my computer on and spread the message to my unsuspecting co-workers. The Time Machine is Sa-Weeeet!
Emily
Posted by: Emily | March 19, 2005 11:50 PM
Michael gives visions in my ear of genuine sound. A sound created in a circle of Birds of Paradise (he he...the Birds of Paradise being another subject entirely!)
I totally DIG the station and all you do to support what you truly believe in.
Thank you for encouraging artists that create their art, while respecting the listeners ear! I see and hear your taste and it gives a lot of hope!
Thank you for the station, it's life, and it's spirit.
LM
Posted by: Lisa | May 1, 2005 10:24 PM
to whoever it may concern,
Can that someone get copies of Michael McCartney's Woman and McGear albums? they are both out of print sadly!
Hans
Posted by: hans | May 17, 2005 02:56 PM
Hey there Michael!
What a great job you continue to do in bringing the world the music and info from artists that truly deserve the noteriety!
You rock my friend!
Mark
Posted by: Mark Hershberger | June 6, 2005 09:08 AM
When I heard Spooky Tooth, Petula Clark and Marshall Crenshaw in the first fifteen minutes I knew that I found something special. I hadn't really paid attention to the radio in years and then one day I came across this show with it's odd cast of characters who obviously really care about the songs they end up playing. I believe them so much that I can't change the station even when they play a song that doesn't suit my taste. I'm hooked now for almost six years and often find myself running late to appointments because it's hard to leave the car. Is it possible to tivo my car radio? Thanks Time Machine and tell Michael to stop playing those songs from my high school years. I always end up crying like a baby.
xoxoxo - Brenda
Posted by: Brenda | June 6, 2005 06:43 PM
**********Sandie's thoughts**********
It was really wonderful of Sandie to post this on her blog about our fave artist Rachael Yamagata:
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
7:20 PM - LOVE that Music
Current mood: energetic
For those who have commented on Rachael Yamagata......isn't she amazing !!! I got turned onto her a couple years ago....ironically at the end of a 3 year relationship that truly "Worn me down" and I just wanted OUT!!!! And this song helped me cope to regain my independence that I allowed myself to lose within the relationship ~ NEVER again will I have ANYONE control my life like that !!!
And when Michael from Hawaii had it on his front page.....OMG !!! I freaked out ..... couldn't believe it !!! Her lyrics are amazing, along with her beautiful and sassy soulful self ~ she is truly unique. Double click and enjoy !!
Sandie,
I know that you're a big fan of Rachael Yamagata. She's still topping the playlist on THE TIME MACHINE with "Worn Me Down".
Alex Bach, Rick Springfield, Butch Walker, The Bangles, Norah Jones, Heart, Maria Mena, Toby Lightman, Butterfly Boucher and Fountains Of Wayne are waiting to slip into the number one slot. Check out her video.
Aloha,
Michael
WORN ME DOWN - Rachael Yamagata