Dear [full name] of the Underwater City,

You know when you're at a barbeque and you can smell that the food is almost ready and you're mouth is watering, your stomach is turning and you want to just knock over the grill master with a lawn chair and say "I don't care if I get salmonella poisoning!  Just give me that damn CD!".  And then you're like "Why did I say CD?" and realize you are in a recording studio and everyone thinks you need to step outside and talk.  Well that's where we're at with the record.  Mixing now.  Mastering, and manufacturing is next.  But it just occurred to us, there's no guy in a tie and the cd maker people don't take sand dollars.  And, despite the fact there's a lot of clams and square pants in the Underwater City, we don't have any US government approved legal love me tender.  So . . . we are once again pan handling our way to the top. "Can you help out fellow Americans who are down on their luck?"  We need to get ourselves some sweet Sugar Daddies and Hot Cougar Mamas?  Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, a good old timey barn raising.

Tomorrow Night!!

Friday AUG. 21 at Juanita's!! 

Please come out to support UCP in raising funds to manufacture their second album entitled "So You've Decided to Be..." The $10 entry donation will get you an autographed copy of UCP's upcoming release (as soon as we get them) and a night of ROCK with:

Anna Beck Jewelry http://www.annabeckdesigns.com/

Original Paintings by the infamous Rob Z

UCP Fan Starter Kit!

A FREE Drum Lesson from LA's Best Drummer Jon Ryggy Rygiewicz!

A FREE Music Lesson from LA's Hottest Vocalist and Bassist Celeste Kim!

Silver Needle Merch!

Original Pressing of the Clark 8 CD!

A FREE Bass Lesson from Pu$$y Cow Bassist Flaco!!

Framed 16x20 Pu$$y-Cow Live at KXLU Poster

MIDWAY Grab Bag!

Mozart's Sister CD's and "Anti-Crack Whore" Lip Balm!

One Flute!!

And much, much more!  Maybe even a back massager!!

Thanks everyone for donating your goods and services to our raffle!  Almost everyone has a 80 percent chance of winning!!

Please come out and show your support!!!

Juanita's 5930 York Blvd. Highland Park, CA 90042 (323) 254-4200

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