In the wake of several recent horrific and costly failures involving the exploration of Mars, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) officials have announced plans to increase the administration's efficiency by reducing certain intermediary steps in its operations.  Lead NASA scientist Dr. James Garvine summed up the plan for reporters at a press conference earlier this week:

"Rather than spend a lot of taxpayer money and then disappoint them by fucking up all the time," Garvine explained, "We're going to cut out a few steps.  From now on, all NASA projects will involve the launching of giant trash bags full of hundred dollar bills directly into outer space."

Garvine went on to claim that this plan would allow NASA to continue to siphon funds away from legitimate scientific endeavors, such as developing alternative energy sources and creating treatments for life-threatening diseases, as well as maintain NASA's tradition of "wicked cool launches with lots of smoke and fire and shit."

The first launch in the "Hundred Dalla Bills, Y'all" series is scheduled for April 2nd of this year.