* If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

* If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

* If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

* The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye.

* It’s illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you’re sitting on a curb in St. Louis.

* It’s against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

* Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

* It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska.

* Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. 

* In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

* In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

* In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

* It was illegal to sell E.T. dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.

* Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

* A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals ladies underwear.

* It only takes 7lbs of of pressure to rip off your ears.

* The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are 1) frogs 2) worms 3) potted plants.

* 13 boxes of jello are sold every second.

* A can of spam is opened every 4 seconds somewhere on Earth.

* In Philadelphia, you can’t put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.