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Status: Single
City: Mpls
State: Minnesota
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/9/2008
Wednesday, March 04, 2009 

We are Legion has received its first piece of hate mail!!! Our Mothers must be so proud, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have! Seriously, someone hates, disagrees, dislikes or envy s We are Legion enough to write this, it really should tell us we are doing something right. Thanks for the comments bro, way to be constructive.
-Willis
"You Guys are the epitome Of the shittiest ass wiping music i've ever
heard in my life. I've made better sounds taking a shit. Seriously, You
fuck heads should all just work at mcdonalds the rest of your lives.
You make it a pain in the ass for all the other bands who actually have
enough talent to play what we call music. It's not like we need another
horse shit band filling the twin cities clubs. Seriously go wipe each
others asses or something. Every time your music is played. God kills a
kitten..... PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS. For the love of all that is
holy. Jeeeeezzzz... Just stop." 
For the record, I have a kitten and I don't believe in God. Good day. Priceless.



Michelle

 
I can just picture the shit grin on your face and the huge laugh after you read that. Awesome.

 
Posted by Michelle on Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 6:53 PM
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COMPULSIVE MUTILATION(now a two man band)

 
Man, I really wanna know who's enough of a retarded douchebag to write something like this. I mean, seriously, if you don't like a band then don't go to their shows. Then, if they're really as bad as you think they are, nobody else will go either and the band will die from lack of support. Obviously WAL doesn't have that problem, they get a lot of support and for very good reason.
Keep up the good work, WE ARE LEGION!!!
 
Posted by COMPULSIVE MUTILATION(now a two man band) on Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 6:59 PM
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trev (guitarist looking for a band thats metal)
Trevor Jacobsen

 
you guys are awesome and he is just a dildo for the fattest man alive.
haha thats still hilarious, now we have to eat his kitten
 
Posted by trev (guitarist looking for a band thats metal) on Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 9:35 PM
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THE DIATRIBE MAGAZINE

 
We still love ya!!!!!
 
Posted by THE DIATRIBE MAGAZINE on Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 10:21 PM
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ZUEL (R.I.P.lil buddy.)

 
wow, what a total D-BAG! I admit I'm dying to know what band he is in so I can see what a "real metal band" is like. And way to be creative stealing the quote from a masturbation poster, hope he is more creative with music than hate mail, tee hee....
 
Posted by ZUEL (R.I.P.lil buddy.) on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 12:09 AM
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Andrew

 
Really? I mean really? Come on I mean on. really? Fucking homos.

 
Posted by Andrew on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 12:18 AM
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MAJ Kevin *It's a me'a Mario*
Kevin Lindow

 
I agree with everything except the first paragraph and the mcdonald's part...you guys all speak english, you're overqualified to work there.


Arby's maybe, but not McDonalds
 
Posted by MAJ Kevin *It's a me'a Mario* on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 12:53 AM
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Gen. Anti
Chris Beussman

 
I'm sorry I sent you guys such a negative piece of mail, but everyone else on the planet put me up to it....LOL Just kidding guys. That is totally funny...uh oh I think another kitten just died! I need to come hang wit yous guys soon!
 
Posted by Gen. Anti on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 1:11 AM
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AMBASSADOR GUN

 
This man stands convicted of douche-baggery

Love you guys!

Luke O
AmGun
 
Posted by AMBASSADOR GUN on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 2:19 AM
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Sangre Mal

 
hahaha! Congrats on your first hate mail and thank you for sharing!
 
Posted by Sangre Mal on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 2:42 AM
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sadf
Lkj Sd

 
hes fucking right...queers..haha, but serious
 
Posted by sadf on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 3:18 AM
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Capt. Loaded
Chris Hunter

 
haha.
Hellarious!
I figure Al and Name are used to it being in Si6ks and all.

I too would like to know what band that dude is in....he's probly a sampler dude or something.
you know how they are!

 
Posted by Capt. Loaded on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 7:16 PM
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Spahn
Chris Spahn

 
yeah sampler dudes are pretty fuckin stupid ignorant assholes!

 
Posted by Spahn on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 7:47 AM
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Warvolution

 
If your music is killing kittens, I'd say that's a good thing.
Keep it Metal!

Sam
-Warvolution-
 
Posted by Warvolution on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 8:42 PM
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WE ARE LEGION

 
apparently his name is Josh and he is a drummer in mpls! (not the guy from nailed shut who is way cool)
 
Posted by WE ARE LEGION on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 8:46 PM
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Orwell [New album now on itunes!]

 
post his MYSPACE, we want to add him! I want to know if he thinks we suck to, his word just so happens to be our measure of success.

 
Posted by Orwell [New album now on itunes!] on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 9:46 PM
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Mikey T/N.Y.D.M. 5 STATE REGIONAL CH.
Mike Thometz

 
Haha I wonder if that dumbass knows that all that message did was give you guys a good laugh. Cats suck anyways.
See you saturday!
 
Posted by Mikey T/N.Y.D.M. 5 STATE REGIONAL CH. on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 9:28 PM
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WE ARE LEGION

 
the pussy is set to private but if i can track em down i'll let u know orwell
 
Posted by WE ARE LEGION on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 9:50 PM
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Jayce
Jayce Constant

 
what a loser you guys are gnarly you guys need to play more!
 
Posted by Jayce on Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 11:16 PM
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Nick

 
I don't know...........................I kind of agree with him. I am sick of wiping your asses and you should do it yourselves.

 
Posted by Nick on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 5:59 AM
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matt joyce
Matthias joyce

 
apparently "shitty bands" open for vital remains and destruction... fuck!
 
Posted by matt joyce on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 6:50 AM
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Spahn
Chris Spahn

 
Ha that is priceless! what a douche! i can't believe people these days! Legion must suck cuz you know only shit bands get a bunch of national shows within the first year or so of being a band! LOL! you guys rock! miss you boys! keep it brutal and HAIL SATAN! LOL
 
Posted by Spahn on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 7:46 AM
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WE ARE LEGION

 
thanx homie! miss u 2! when u commin back to visit?
 
Posted by WE ARE LEGION on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 7:52 AM
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jax-sin

 
if you dont like a band just dont support them. you dont need to be an ass about it. thats whats wrong with the music scene these days. there are douche bags like him out there.

 
Posted by jax-sin on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 1:28 PM
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LyKe OmG its KB

 
hell yeah! just another jealous douche bag thinking that they are the shit. I bet its a total scene kid anyway. no real big alarm anyway.

 
Posted by LyKe OmG its KB on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 2:14 PM
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WE ARE LEGION

 
I think its ironic that a message telling us we sucked has garnished so much support, I love you guys...

_Willis
 
Posted by WE ARE LEGION on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 5:05 PM
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WE ARE LEGION

 
I was thinkin the same damn thing, thanx everyone! - Zuel
 
Posted by WE ARE LEGION on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 5:10 PM
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Caulfield {I, Phoenix}
Aaron Caulfield

 
Thats fucking hilarious. I don't think that guy realizes how much talent it takes to write the kind of shit you guys do, and make it sound that god damn good.

 
Posted by Caulfield {I, Phoenix} on Friday, March 06, 2009 - 5:28 PM
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Blood Moon Camorra (seeks bass slanger)

 
I wish we could get some hate mail.
guess we need to practice
 
Posted by Blood Moon Camorra (seeks bass slanger) on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 6:46 PM
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Death Row Martyr

 
I'm thinking Arby's...



 
Posted by Death Row Martyr on Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 2:32 AM
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Jew-Jitsu

 
This guy is dildos
 
Posted by Jew-Jitsu on Friday, March 27, 2009 - 3:19 PM
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Fritz

 
But if you DO decide to have an ass-wiping party, better give a guy a call.

 
Posted by Fritz on Sunday, April 05, 2009 - 4:17 PM
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ZUEL (R.I.P.lil buddy.)

 
its weird, I go into work today and theres dead kittens every where...ah, the cd is almost done, god is pissed.

 
Posted by ZUEL (R.I.P.lil buddy.) on Monday, April 06, 2009 - 8:56 PM
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DOOM SLEEPER

 
That was a good one..... Ive tried to make a blast beat sound on the shiter before! It's not easy .

 
Posted by DOOM SLEEPER on Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 8:37 AM
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