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I'm catsitting for my friend Robert while he's on vacation. I am totally in love with his cat Logan, so much so that when I play with her I kind of feel like I'm cheating on my own personal cats.
Sometimes I need a reality check about my affection for small animals who don't talk and poop in the wrong places. Robert is happy to provide.
The other day, in a fit of adorability, I sent him a text saying "Logan's name is now Lady Cuddlepants. Please refer to her as such in all future correspondence."
He texted this back to me: "Paul Jay's new name is Mr. Faggot."
Fair enough.
10:23 AM
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