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Age: 31
Sign: Libra

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State: Tennessee
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Chase Stevens
November 21, 2008 - Friday 

Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.  I am a fan of damn near every vampire movie, but this one was just plane stupid.  I should have listened to one of the reviews I saw before going to watch this 2 hour ball of shit.  The review basically stated that unless you've read the book....or you are a teenage girl....you are not going to enjoy this movie.  And don't get me wrong, I'm not judging this movie based on the parts I didn't understand.  These moments included scenes where everyone else in the movie theater was busting out laughing and I sat there with no idea what was going on.  Apparently reading the book would have filled me in on what was so funny.  But that's not what bothered me.  I just don't comprehend how you can make a big budget vampire movie.....AND NOT ONE DAMN VAMPIRE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE HAS FANGS!!!!  At not one point in this movie do you see fangs.  There is only 2, maybe 3 scenes where a vampire bites someone.  There is hardly any blood.  Now I know what some of you are going to say....this isn't intended on being a horror/scary movie.  And that fine...that's ok....BUT IT'S A F@%$G VAMPIRE MOVIE!!!!  And to top it off the storyline was cheesy as hell.  Now don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of cheesy horror movies, and my share of chessy vampire movies, but Twilight is by far the worst of them all.  Such a shame and a wasted budget.  Oh well....that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

p.s.

Oh yeah I forgot about the other extremely stupid part...when the vampires are in the sunlight....they sparkle all over like pretty diamonds.  I mean come on...give me a break.  I was just waiting for My Little Pony to fly down and join in this epic adventure.

10:00 PM
 
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❅☃Єяιи☃❅
Erin Alexander

 
Thanks for the warning so I don't ever watch it! I had thought about going to see it or even renting it when it came out on DVD but doesn't seem like i'd enjoy it myself. How can you make a character to be a vampire & the character doesn't have any fangs at all! I thought I had noticed that in the previews for it & I asked myself the same question about why I didn't see any fangs. I haven't read the book either so I wouldn't have a clue on what's going on myself.
I think i'll just stick to watching Queen of the Damned over & over since it's one of my favorite movies!
 
Posted by ❅☃Єяιи☃❅ on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:35 PM
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:::: YoLoNdA::::

 
Wow, even if it was based on a movie it should still be easy to follow. Thanks for the info Andy. If I'm ever gonna watch this, I'll wait till it comes on cable.


By the way, how do you like the show True Blood?
 
Posted by :::: YoLoNdA:::: on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:36 PM
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The Reflection of Destruction

 
Thanks for the review man. I saw an interview with the Edward guy and he said that all the vamipres arent like normal vampires. I thought that was pretty lame too. When you think vampire, you think fangs, death by sunlight or a steak in the heart. Not a love story. But regardless, this movie is going to do well because of all the obsessed female fans haha.

 
Posted by The Reflection of Destruction on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:36 PM
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Mike
Mike Rodgers

 
Check out True Blood on HBO.
That show rocks!
 
Posted by Mike on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:36 PM
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ღLingerie & Adult Toy Parties by Donnaღ

 
I'm glad I read this. I was going to see it, now I will wait and rent it.

My daughter saw the preview and she read the book and said the movie is opposite the book. In the book, the family takes shots to not crave human blood, not hunt humans. Still lame if you ask me.

It's a VAMPIRE flick!
If you want fangs Andy, you can come here and let me bite you! LMAO!
 
Posted by ღLingerie & Adult Toy Parties by Donnaღ on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:37 PM
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Trina & Crystal

 
LOL well first off the "Vampires" in the book aren't supposed to have fangs. They have razor sharp teeth or so I've been told. I haven't read the book yet but my friend has and she told be about that part lol. So anyways the fang part is how the author wrote it.

 
Posted by Trina & Crystal on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:37 PM
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Swoozie F. Baby (PKZ)

 
Amen brother. Im tired of everyone making such a big deal out of this movie. I went into it with the same mind set of its a vampire movie so maybe it has potential but I left still not understanding how this movie could be such a big deal or why every girl in america is in love with edward he came of as a complete douche and controlling if thats what everyone views as perfect now then i guess were all fucked. But as for vampire movies if you can even consider twilight a vampire movie this was very much sub-par if that.

 
Posted by Swoozie F. Baby (PKZ) on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 4:50 PM
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Chrissy

 
Wow, now I am convensed this movie sucks. I knew if anyone could change my mind it would be you. I am also Huge vampire fan, and the trailers really sold me, thanks for the change of heart.

 
Posted by Chrissy on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 7:56 PM
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~ §erena ~

 
Thank you for the warning! Someone has been trying to talk me into seeing this thing & I was trying to find a good way out of it. I just had a bed feeling about it after I saw the trailers.
Yep! Exactly what I thought it would be like!

Sorry you wasted your time and money.

 
Posted by ~ §erena ~ on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 7:57 PM
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*A of A&A*
Ashley Dolan

 
So pretty much either way youre screwed with this movie. I wanted to see the moviebecause I read the book...but then I'll get pissed off at all the things they did wrong. CUz the book itself was really good, but the movie didnt look all that good.
And ewally, how can you not have a movie and not have fangs seriously!!!
 
Posted by *A of A&A* on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 7:57 PM
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Karen
Karen Cormier

 
Reading at least the first book of the series would have definately helped, but not much. You either love Twilight or you don't there seems to be no in between. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I've read all the books & did have a hard time with the fangless vamps & hopelessly cheesey storylines. As for book to movie vampire stories, it would be interesting if they finished the Vampire Chronicles.

 
Posted by Karen on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 7:58 PM
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*NOT HERE*

 
Thanks for the warning. The kids want to see it. Maybe I'll go see something else while they go see that. LOL. Well, if I just tell Taylor that "Andy says it sucks" that will be good enough for her. But Amber is about to have a coronary over this damn movie.

 
Posted by *NOT HERE* on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 7:59 PM
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Stephanie
Stephanie Smallis

 
i'll agree on the fangs and blood part. when i go see a movie that is supposed to have vampires in it, i want to see big fangs and lots of blood. that's a given for a vampire film in my opinion.


i'm not gonna see the movie just because i think it's a stupid idea. and on top of that it's just not my cup of tea...i want horror, blood, creepy characters, and violence, not some twisted love story with no scary scenes and whatnot. call me crazy, but that's how i feel about it.


another reason why i don't wanna see the movie is cuz of the morons who go on and on and on about it on the radio. i listen to the radio all the time, and after every song they mention this silly film. the idea of having all this mindless chit chat on air...what they don't realize is the idea gets stale after a while...give me some real news like say...the wildfires in Cali! the Sayre fire is less than 10 miles away from me! give me updates on that!
 
Posted by Stephanie on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 9:14 PM
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Phynix

 
So i take it u haven't listened to the new gunz album yet...you are hilarious btw
 
Posted by Phynix on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 11:34 PM
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~ Tracy ~ Deathpuncher 4Life
Tracy N.

 
I wouldn't doubt it!
I seen a bunch of the trailers and thought it didn't look that great.

Soon there is a movie coming out called BLED! I think it's right up your alley.


xTracy
 
Posted by ~ Tracy ~ Deathpuncher 4Life on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 11:38 PM
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Angel

 
I though this would have been a film I would enjoy, but Vampires and no fangs what the hell is going on there. Thanks for the warning and think I'll definatley give this film a miss.


Angel x
 
Posted by Angel on November 21, 2008 - Friday - 11:38 PM
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Broken
Teri tara Holbrook

 
If you are looking for something that is what you would call Vampireish, then you need to get HBO and watch True Blood. Talk about a mix. Good and Bad Vampires and a few mixed up humans in the mix. There are blood and fangs in every show. I was hooked after the first show. Plus the music is great. On the other hand, Twilight is just a compliced "Love Story" where the guy just happens to be a vampire. I have not read the books although 2 of my sisters love them, Tonya is one. I have no desire to. BTW, the only way My Little Pony would fly in True Blood is if Sam turned into one. Watch the show and you will see what I mean. It comes on Sunday nights at 9:00 pm and 11:30 pm. Then again on Wensday nights at 11:00 I think.

 
Posted by Broken on November 22, 2008 - Saturday - 2:47 PM
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Ich bin der Tod von Ihnen

 
Well to be honest the books were for young adults...aka the teenage girls and the author I guess was trying to give a new take on the vampire....one that isn't the typical gory vampire. *shrugs* As for the books they are pretty good but again geared towards teenage girls.....especially when you have the main vamp played by the kid that played Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. Sorry you had a bad experience with the movie.
If you didn't like the movie you probably wouldn't like the books either
 
Posted by Ich bin der Tod von Ihnen on November 22, 2008 - Saturday - 2:47 PM
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Oh, Goodness
Chrissy Goodman

 
that was probably the best thing i've read in a long time. i'm sorry you wasted your time and money on the movie cuz i know you had to have been pumped to go to it in the first place. oh yeah, the my little pony comment put me over the edge.
that was some funny shit babe!
 
Posted by Oh, Goodness on November 22, 2008 - Saturday - 2:47 PM
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♥Elizabeth♥
Bethie P

 
My little pony? LMAO

Thanks for the review.
I'll make sure I skip this movie and stick to True Blood!
 
Posted by ♥Elizabeth♥ on November 23, 2008 - Sunday - 12:08 AM
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Ty
Ty Brown

 
I hear you Andy, I didnt watch it or read it, I refuse. But I have heard nothing but about these damn book from Andrea for like 6 months. They had a big girly party Friday night and went. She even said it sucked, the book wa 100 times better, as is usually the case. I told her she needed to consult the vampire expert Andy Douglas before spending the money, but she refused. But she said you should have read the damn book! Just the messenger. Hope all is well Brother.

 
Posted by Ty on November 24, 2008 - Monday - 1:54 AM
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.::SoCalVal::.
Valerie Wyndham

 
Ok I disagree, Count Chocula! I LOVED it! Granted, it may have something to do with the fact that I very seriously want to have sex with the lead dude....but oh well. Still good.
:-D
 
Posted by .::SoCalVal::. on December 3, 2008 - Wednesday - 4:48 AM
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XShane StraightedgeX™ [FE] [TN bound.]

 
Dude why the hell are people "thanking" you for a "warning"?

Any self respecting vampire fan knows that when this book craze hit, it was a good series yes, but when the movie came out, all the die-hard fans of the novel go and see the movie, and then bash it for not being exactly as their twisted little minds imagined it to be.


90% of my Twilight friends think the movie was just "OMfG orgasmatastic" and the other 10% think the movie was pretty much shit.


Personally.
I didn't like the book, so why the hell would I even spend time going to see the movie?

But in any case, I think you need to submit this to a couple of Twilight movie forums. Light some fires under some people's asses.

 
Posted by XShane StraightedgeX™ [FE] [TN bound.] on December 6, 2008 - Saturday - 4:59 AM
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RoSe!!!!!!
Brie Baba

 
I saw it and liked just about every part of it besides the part where they left out the blood testing scene.
I agree that there wasn't any fangs involved, there isn't any point in having a vampire without the fangs!
 
Posted by RoSe!!!!!! on March 30, 2009 - Monday - 4:02 AM
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Bored To The Extreme

 

'OH MY BROTHA TESTIFY' LOL DRACULA WOULD BE SO ASHAMED.


 
Posted by Bored To The Extreme on May 27, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:24 PM
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El Misfit Steven Blanchard!
Jordan Mayberry

 
I totally agree with this twilight takes away from the originallity, and true essence of what vampire film should be.  The movie in my opinionshould've been shelved from the very beginning. Gangrel is a better vampire than any of the characters in twilight.  The twilight series is another way of saying that this generationg doesn't know shit about actual shit about vampirie films.

P.S. Sorry i took so long to respond.

All it is for is bithcy complaining emo bastards.
 
Posted by El Misfit Steven Blanchard! on July 6, 2009 - Monday - 4:09 AM
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