Ja, the Mob is reforming like the Voltron.

Klodi is finally being back from his injury.  The Jan is wanting to take this time now to do some apologizing to his bro, Klodi.  The Jan did not mean to be hurting you so badly, bro, but when the Jan is putting on his patented double-thigh scissor-lock, he is not being doing it half-ass.  Sometimes the Jan can be kind of a dick, he knows, but the Klodi is like the little brother that the Jan never had.  I mean, when you are doing the knee-capping of little Klodi with a rusty tire-iron, he is doing the funniest crying-screeching sound.  He is sounding just like some crazy, sobbing monkey.  It is being soooo hilarious.  And the Jan is always remembering the time he kicked in the door on the T-Mobile bus bathroom when Klodi was in there doing number zwie, and the Jan beat him half to death with a sack of water bottles.  Oh, we laughed and laughed.  Well, ok, maybe just the Jan laughed, because Klodi was being half into a coma at that point, but the Jan knows that if Klodi had been conscious, he would have screech/cried at the obvious funniness of the situation.

As for the earring, though, the Jan is not sorry for ripping that thing out of Klodi's ear.  That thing just looked retarded.

It is being kind of strange, everyone getting back together, cowering in fear, huddling in the back of the bus in terror of one of the Jan's legendary rages, but something's missing.  The Vino isn't here.

The Jan had high hopes for little Vino.  It is being true.  He was being like a little mini-Jan.  Everyone knows the unholy might that is the Jan, they know that the Jan strides this trembling earth like some dark colussus, dealing death and pain with every turn of his massive gear.  But the Vino is being pretty evil too.  He not only is looking like a punk kid who would toilet-paper your grandmother's house and then push her down and steal her purse when she came outside, but he is actually being kind of an asshole, too.  When the Jan dropped a bar of soap inside a sock and then used it to beat the holy living hell out of Klodi, it was always Vino who would be holding him down.  Vino is not on the level of the Jan, of course, but still, he is about 10 pounds of evil in a 5 pound bag, and the Jan will be missing him.

The Mighty Uniballed One, the Lance, is now telling people that he thinks Jan is going to be winning the Tour this year.  To which the Jan is being saying, Ja, no shit, dumbass.

Ivan Basso, Valverde, Floyd Landis, it doesn't matter.  No one can drop the hammers on the climbs AND the time trials like the Jan.  It is being like the Highlander.  Or like Lance's nuts.

There can be only one.