A Couple Days ago, I recieved word that Scott Bao was going to be at the ( Whole Foods Farmers) Market in Chandler Arizona, Signing Basketballs. I did what any fan would do & I went  & grabbed my copy of the last Episode of "Charles In Charge", & Rushed with my friend Keeb to the Whole Foods Farmers Market. I saw a line of people & I was In Awwe. I couldn't wait to meet Cha'chi. When i got there I saw a group of cult like fanatics in a line. It struck me as a bit awkward until i read the sign. The sign said as follows" This is an exclusive wine bottle signing event only" I went and asked a lady in the store what kind of wine i would have to buy to meet Scott Bao. She looked like she wanted to rip my fucking lips off. She exclaimed " SCOTT BAO ISN"T GOING TO BE HERE. MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS. " I then said to her " Who the Fuck is Maynard James Keenan". I then demanded to speak to the manager, & it was then That I was asked to leave the store without even getting to meet Cha'chi.

This was a downfall for me. but maybe one day, just one day.I'll get to fufill my dream.

& Maynard, if your out there, please help me meet Scott Bao.

Thank you,

& Goodnight.

J.D.E.