I Like ROCK MUSIC. If you bring out an nsync album I will bring out a shotgun. I respect your choice of music, but mine is louder so I WIN.
I enjoy sitting at home. I enjoy going out. Never make one a constant habit or you will be forced to write bullshit blogs on myspa..... Damnit!
I hate Illegal Immigration... If your not here legally, then get the hell out of my country. Stop stairing at my girls ass when standing in line at Walmart, and stop talking about it with your friends, because even though I dont understand you... I will still bitch slap your little ass! Pay Taxes, and Learn English.
I hate small towns and small town POLICE. Small towns are convenient... But when everyone knows you... Its no longer fun to be known. I avoid small towns at all costs. Give me a big city with a bunch of people who could care less, when compared to a small town where the grocery store clerk knows your criminal history, or wants you to say hello to your mother for her. That shit dosent appeal to me.
I hate speed bumps. speed humps, or anything that makes me slow down for that matter. I leave late, drive fast, and i dont like the slow lane.
I hate little soccer moms driving industrial sized gas hole tanks they call suburbans, escalades, etc. Get a mini van and suck it up! Driving like Helen Keller and shit... Get Off The Road!
I like to sing in the shower. I am good at it... I also sing in my car... Loud, angry, and off key as hell... but I enjoy it... So yeah.
I make faces at people who cant see me through tinted glass. You would too if you could!
I hate being told what to do, but I love giving orders.... Go figure.
If you dont like me... Good for you... I dont have time for fights... Just bash me online or to your friends, or voodoo doll my ass... whatever you do in your spare time. I could honestly care less.
If you like me, then You are cool! Cooler than the assholes who dont like me.... HeHe.
I like sleeping in, but I do find satisfaction in getting a long day accomplished.
I like to drink... But like everything thats good, moderation is the key.
I like my music heavy and angry... but I like my women light and happy.
I am easy to please.... Just do everthing my way... and let me take credit for it...lol
I write poetry and lyrics... If you cross a line with me, I may end up publically bombing you ... Tread lightly, cause I rather enjoy displaying aggression and frustration publically...
I love pitbulls! I love my pit and am very proud of her. If you mention your "Fighting Pitbull", I will mention my shotgun. Fighting dogs is cruel, and should be punishable by death. If you fight dogs... Your a piece of Shit!
I hate lima beans.
I dont like the middle kid in Hanson. He looks like a girl.
If you drive a Saab... You Suck. I havent met one person who drives a Saab who was worth a shit.
If your drive a Mustang... Congradulations on being the 11th million person in Union County with the same dumbass idea. Nice job "Trend setter!"
I dont like Cops, Sheriffs, Feds, or anyone who can arrest me. I only like them if I need their help. Thats fucked up... I know, but thats how I am.
I like firemen... as long as they arent the cocky praise seeking assholes who are only there for the attention.
I dont like Emo rock. If you are Emo... Seek help. You are fucked up and need attention. You want a reason to be upset? Come over here and I will donkey punch you in the back of the head for being weird. Only then will I consider Emo justifiable.
I think the secret to life is Music. Everything has a beat or a rhythm, you just have to slow down to hear it.
I think the greatest loss I could be dealt would be, losing my hearing. If I could never hear another drum, or guitar... I would rather just leave this world.
Im tired of writing this. Though it was fun... It's 3:52 a.m. Goodnight
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