Nope, that's not a mistake you see under the "Upcoming Shows" field on the home page. We actually have a gig. I'd like to say we earned this gig on the strength of our musical abilities and songwriting talents. But actually we know a guy...

This is going to be our first show in at least 7 years...it might be more but I honestly can't remember when we last played. And my brain is tired of trying.

And, when this gig is over, it could very well be 7 more years before we play again. So, fans can expect incredibly long lines outside McDaniel College (our alma mater), large signs saying something akin to "Welcome Back Spork," and lots of blank stares from the majority of the college population.

Oh, and not only are we making big bank on this deal, but apparently we're being put up at the finest establishment in Westminster for dinner. Glar dining hall. I'm just hoping they still have the omelette guy...or that it's meatball sub night.

Blaise from Spork