Hello.  We are Kitchen Knife Conspiracy.  When we were 19, we used to play shows every week.  We'd drink tons of caffeine and energy drinks.  Now we're older.  Wiser.  We have less hair.

I just want to let you know, the people that have been supporting us for all of this time, that we are not going anywhere.  I'm building a studio (which is taking a while) where we can practice, and write a new album.  Hell, we could write 79 songs for all I care. 

The next album promises to be slow.  Heavy.  Brutal.  Obituary.  Six Feet Under.  Dark.  We're excited to get to writing, and get to playing shows more frequently so we can try to provide a soundtrack equal in awesomeness to your mosh pits.

Thanks for supporting us.  There's more metal on the way.  Soon.

Truly,
Fred, KKC