So the first thing that happened to me in San Francisco this weekend was that a crazy bum attacked me.  I was minding my own business at the BofA ATM on Market Street depositing a check when out of NOWHERE, this crazy dude runs at me shouting jibberish mixed with some incomprehensible shit about how I stole his jacket.  I'm trying to play it cool, but this guy puts his rage to work and proceeds to throw his full bottle of Tropicanca orange juice at me!  Using everything I've learned for the movie Dodge Ball, I manage to make it out 97% orange juice-free and start enjoying a much brisker walk down Market wondering who the hell throws orange juice as offense.  Pretty crazy.

Also: Anathallo, Minus The Bear, Bus Driver, Saul Williams, and a show-stealing Velvet Teen, Sage Francis and Metric were awesome.

~E