I am having a book signing in Pasadena on May 3rd. It's my first one ever so I'll be very nervous.

Here is the link.

It's at 7pm so you can come after dinner and be sure to bring me something sweet. Actually, bring me a vodka tonic to calm my nerves. I'm nervous no one will show up on the other hand,  I'm  nervous that more than two people will be there and I'll be forced to speak in front of them saying things that are intelligent and funny.

Please, please come over and meet me. I'll sign your book and give you a kiss.

A friend of a friend who works at Promises  told me that none other than Britney Spears brought my novel with her to rehab. Do you think she will show up at Vroman's wearing the hat and wig combo?