Or should that be blog? Whatever. I'm the fat kid in the band, I'm supposed to relate everything to food!

Um... yeah.

Anyways, so college totally sucks ass and takes up all of my time, so I've been having to totally leave my 3 little boys alone at practices. Which, obviously, is totally LAME! Like, I'm seriously. Too much damn homework to the point where I can bearly "ROARRRR!!!!" fit in, like, five minutes to play guitar. So my guitar playing skills have basically been going dooooown doooown dooown ("pick me up, I've fallen....." haha... random Blink-182 quote.....), I mean, I'm seriously. On Saturday, me and Mike, along with good ole Philly, were having practice for our OTHER band (well, one of our other 50 FREAKIN' MILLION bands.....), Another Green Midget, and we actually recorded me playing guitar and singing... and, to tell you the truth, it really sucks ass. I need more time to practice guitar. If you really want to listen to that crappy AGM demo, head on over to myspace.com/anothergreenmidget . It's the song "Don't Ever Dance Again preview".

So yeah, as soon as we all figure out a good time for us all to be able to practice (damn everyone else having jobs... I'm the only one that doesn't! WOOT!), we WILL accomplish more. And hopefully, my fingers will want to work correctly again. (Wow... that sounded kind of... wrong......)

Um... I don't even really know where I was going with this. Wow. Probably because I'm listening to my crappy guitar playing that can't stay in one tempo and my horribly out of tune singing.........

Oh, yeah. I remember now.

Basically, *laughs hysterically at my singing* as soon as we get these time thingies all worked out, and the good ole full of herself guitar player will actually find time to get to practice, we can possibly actually get shit accomplished.

I guess?

Yeah, my mind went blank, and I have a stack of homework to do now, so I'm going to go zone out to that 'til about 3 AM, pass out, then watch Horror movies all afternoon tomorrow until I have to go back to school for my dance class.

Tits and fuck!
-J-Fed.