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Paul Andrew Ulysses Lamb



Last Updated: 12/2/2009

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Status: Single
City: DETROIT
State: Michigan
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/7/2005

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maximusmatt (2)
Monday, January 05, 2009 
WHAT'S HAPPENIN' YOU REBEL ROUSERS?
WELL AS FEW OF YOU MAY KNOW, I'VE BEEN INVISIBLE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. I'VE BEEN LIVIN' IN THE WOODS CONTEMPLATING FATE. HEALING FROM A BAD CASE OF DUMBASS.
QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX JACK DANIELS, TESTOTERONE AND PIG SKIN?
ANSWER: A BROKEN HAND.
YES IT'S TRUE! AFTER TWO SURGERIES I NOW OWN A FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR PINKIE. THE GOOD NEWS? THEY REBUILT ME STRONGER FASTER. I ASKED IF THEY WOULD ATTACH A SIX FINGER TO MY ALREADY MANGLED NOODLE HAND (THE LEFT), BUT THE INSURANCE WOULD NOT COVER IT.
BUT I'M BACK! ERIC HOEGEMEYER, AL SUTTON AND MYSELF ARE FINISHING WHAT WE STARTED BEFORE JACK DANIELS MADE ME SCREAM UNCLE. LAST NITE I RIPPED THE LAST OF THE GIT SOLOS, AND TODAY THE LOVELY'S ARE COMIN' IN FOR BACKUPS. THEN WE ARE OFF TO MIX.
FOR RIGHT NOW, GONNA START MY DAY WITH A SPLASH OF BLACK COFFEE AND JACK DANIELS... THAT CASE OF DUMBASS SEEMS INCURIBLE.
P-A-U-L
5:21 PM
 
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cupcake detroit.

 
see ya tonight sir.
 
Posted by cupcake detroit. on Monday, January 05, 2009 - 6:28 PM
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Joanne Shaw Taylor

 
A comeback ; A return to formerly enjoyed status or prosperity.

It's not that we don't want to call it a comeback, it's just that we can't.

can't wait to hear it :-)
 
Posted by Joanne Shaw Taylor on Monday, January 05, 2009 - 6:56 PM
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Events & Entertaintment Inc.
Vicky Fingeroot

 
A BIG YEAR 2009
 
Posted by Events & Entertaintment Inc. on Tuesday, January 06, 2009 - 12:47 AM
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The Abbot

 
As long as you get that dumbass back over to the UK (Worcester again?) I'll be happy!
 
Posted by The Abbot on Tuesday, January 06, 2009 - 10:35 PM
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mike
Mad Mikes

 
Easy on the Dumbass. I am sure we all want happy. Ya know, even Jack Daniels himself had a case a dumbass. Legend has he sucked up his own spirits went to the safe to get some $$$ and couldn't remember the friggin combination. So he let the safe have a good swift boot to the nuts. But safes don't have nuts, he busted his toe, got gangrene and died. So the legend goes. I agree though, a 6th pinkie would be awesome. Could be the future of Rock n Roll

 
Posted by mike on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 4:59 PM
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