So, I guess I'm going through my own personal stage of depression.
I don't remember if I've ever been really really depressed before because nobody I have ever met ever showed that they were as depressed as the retards in the movies or on TV.
Guess life isn't really like that, no is it?
Did you guys detect any sarcasm in that? =.=

So yea, I've been feeling really sleepy lately and different, to say the least. I'm typing this at 4:40am and I'm complaining about being sleepy. Makes sense, no? Well, thing is, I can't seem to sleep much anymore even though I really want to. I love sleeping, gets me away from you weirdos. :P
I'm kidding. XD

But, anyway, as I was saying...
Depression is strange and I'm not sure I have it, but people have been asking this of me and I have been trying to figure out a proper answer.
So far, my favorite is "I'm Bi-polar. FUCK OFF! Have a nice day!"
Yea, not too creative on my part, but I'm not putting much effort cuz I can't be bothered by stupid questions.

If I got a penny for every "depressed" person in the US, I'd be rich.
Filthy rich.
Let's face it, most people are buttmunchers with no real style. Carbon copies of each other. Makes me want to barf and commit suicide because I have to associate with them and actually be the same species as them. Hardly anyone has their own creative flair anymore and it's a really sad thing. You know?

Oh, who am I kidding. You're probably a carbon copy too! =.=

"Duh. I don't know what you're talking about. Duh, I like Twilight cuz [insertwhateverhisfaceishere] is hot and I want hot sweaty sex with him just like every other slut on the planet cuz he's a vampire and vampires are sexy!"

That, ladies and gentleman, is a FAIL.
For one, I wouldn't be afraid of a sparkly vampire. I would be too distracted to notice that he was baring his fangs at me and about to rip my throat out.
"Dude... Why are you so sparkly? Did you eat a pixie and this is the side-effect?"
Seriously. Lame.

And what is with you idiots and your emo fettishes? =.=
OK, sure, some of them are cute. But you know what?
THEY'RE JUST COPYING OTHERS SO THEY CAN LOOK COOL AND CUTE AND EMO! =.=
Emo = lame.
End of story.

Sure, if you're emo and you want to be like that. Fine. Just don't talk to me like the world sucks and hates you. Fuck you. It hates everything that breathes. Go get high and leave me alone. I've got my own damn problems and I don't care about yours! =.=

"My dad beats me every day!"
That's nice. Why don't you tell the police, they'll be able to do something whereas I CANNOT! So stop whining and GET A FUCKING BACKBONE!

"Everyone hates me! I'm going to go kill myself cuz my life sucks!"
Woopdeefuckingdoo. Go tell Satan I said "hi". And for your information, I DOUBT THAT OVER 5 BILLION PEOPLE EVEN KNOW YOU LET ALONE HATE YOU!
Dumbass.

"My bf/gf dumped me and I can't live without them!"
Ok, that. That right there. You fail at life. End of story.
Seriously, you got this far. You haven't had a bf/gf all your life have you?
Didn't think so. Suck it up, move on, enjoy life, and die happy. Simple as that.

And for everyone else. Fuck you all!
We all have problems. Deal with them without causing too much of an annoyance and we're all happy, no? If not, you're lame and you need to just shoot yourself in the head cuz you really do suck. Scared? I would be. Pull that trigger now!

Just so you know. Once you do... you can't come back.
There's no extra life. No redos. That would be the end. Nothing more.
You can't come back to see your friends and family. You can't come back to enjoy the simple things in life. No more talking. No more socializing. No more food [hyperventilates]. No more sex. No more fun. NOTHING!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
YOU'RE A FUCKING CORPSE NOW!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
And, if you don't mind, I'll be using your dead body for science.
Cuz I'm weird like that. Oh, and crazy, can't forget that.

Now, I believe my body is starting to shut down.
Everythings getting a bit fuzzy and I feel like a zombie.
BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZ
kidding. don't freak out on me.

GOODNIGHT ALL YOU HAPPY PEOPLE!!!
...now go lay eggs...