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Thursday, June 11, 2009 

Current mood:  apathetic
Category: Music
hey can you guys get this up. "Hi everyone, here's what happened:  some people at Side One Dummy records asked NOFX to be on the cover of the Warped Tour comp. We said "NO!" . Then they sent over some "Comp"-romising photos from our last trip to Japan that no one really needs to see. So we let them use a picture of me and Hefe for the cover. A week goes by and I get a call from them again. This time they want an unreleased song for the comp. I told them to go to hell. Then they sent over more photos. The next day NOFX went into the studio and recorded a new song for them. They liked it so much they only charged me $10,000 for the remainder of the photos. Thanks guys. You're the best!   Fat Mike

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Release date: 2009-05-26
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bigworm

 
WHAT A BUNCH OF CUNTS
 
Posted by bigworm on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 3:21 PM
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FREDA

 
WHO IS SIDE ONE DUMMY RECORDS?  THIS BIZ IS DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT!!   SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS DONE TO ME AND I FELT LIKE A MOLESTED CHILD!  IF I TOLD I'M DAMN AND IF I DON'T I'B DEAD!   I HAD NOTHING TO HIDE BUT WAS HARASSED DAILY FOR MONTHS!!   I ALMOST CALLED THE POLICE BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN SOMEONE'S CAREER BUT I FORGOT ABT ME...IF I TOLD I WOULD GET NOTHING BACK FROM THE INVESTMENT I MADE FOR THE NEW ALBUM!

 
Posted by FREDA on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:02 PM
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oLLy J
Olly JO

 
that sucks ballz ... you guyz must have been naughty  
 
Posted by oLLy J on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:08 PM
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[B]randon [G]ower
Brandon Gower

 
Holy shit! That's pretty dirty and underhanded.
 
Posted by [B]randon [G]ower on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:16 PM
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@}~BrOkEnFAiRy~{@
Betty Garza

 
That is so fucked up! But at least now the comp is worh buying! The rest of the bands blow dead goats!
 
Posted by @}~BrOkEnFAiRy~{@ on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:18 PM
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The Byron
Byron Robinson

 
Just give me their address...
 
Posted by The Byron on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:32 PM
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TheBottomEnd

 
Fucking Dickheads!!! Blackmailing Dickheads!!!! Fuck Them!!!

 
Posted by TheBottomEnd on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 4:42 PM
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Cuchuloholic

 
holy shit...I would go to their headquarters and give them all papercuts with those photos and then piss in them. what a bunch of a-holes. what the fuck could you guys possibly be doing that people cant see...hahaha your so open about everything you do do that my mind is going crazy just imagining what it is. the whole thing is kinda funny, for me, not you. sorry about those tool boxes extorting you. im gonna blow smoke in the lead singer of anti-flags face next time i see him cuz i know he has asthma and hes a pussy and sideonedummy sucks that bands ding dongs cuz they can sell their cds to kids even tho they were only cool when i was like in 8th grade and im 27. its sad.


 
Posted by Cuchuloholic on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 5:07 PM
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Kyle [GLC]
Kyle Wagoner

 
hahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck the Warped Tour.

 
Posted by Kyle [GLC] on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 5:21 PM
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Sally

 
LOL maybe you should have let them release those pics and said f* it.
 
Posted by Sally on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 5:59 PM
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hi.my name=MATTHEW(............)
Matthew IsAwesome

 
first of all,side one dummy shouldnt even have done the comp-epitaph or you should have.
2nd of all how the fuck are they gonna charge you ten thousand over sum photos?
wow-this shit is almost as sold out as AFI(post-davey havok fag fest at warped in '01)
and like someone else said-warped tour should just be called scene kid douche-fest teeneybopper girlie time now.i avent been to warped since you guys were on it w/bad religion lagwagon and no use thats the last fucking time it was even worth THIRTY BUCKS(o yea-its almost 50 now)-i forgot sry.
 
Posted by hi.my name=MATTHEW(............) on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 7:01 PM
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*Think Moxie*

 
bahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! 

I can't wait for the tour this year!

Any info on how to get in on that rumored poker tournament you hold, Mike?

 
Posted by *Think Moxie* on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 7:02 PM
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☆Stefano☆
Stefano Gironi

 
f**k 'em
 
Posted by ☆Stefano☆ on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 9:05 PM
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*٭ Єиפε₤ ٭*
Jesi Spencer

 
Dudes. Am I the only one who can smell the humor in this?? Geeze.. Chill the fuck out guys!!

 
Posted by *٭ Єиפε₤ ٭* on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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Kim Nodurft
kim Nodurft

 
Unbelievable!  Isn't that called blackmail?  Isn't that illeagal?
 
Posted by Kim Nodurft on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 11:11 PM
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Chinno

 
you must have been fucking a sumo guy hahahaha, yeah chill out pussys
 
Posted by Chinno on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 11:43 PM
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UNCLE JEFF
Jeff Diehl

 
Joe Sib Did What...!!?
 
Posted by UNCLE JEFF on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 12:16 AM
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izaak.

 
haha

 
Posted by izaak. on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 1:51 AM
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Kristian
Kristian Olson

 
That'll teach you not to take photos of comprimising situtations.  I thought you guys were smarter than that.  I guess not.
 
Posted by Kristian on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 4:19 AM
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Morreh

 
I hope you punch their brains in.
Bunch of fucking pricks.

 
Posted by Morreh on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 4:42 AM
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Devyn
Victoria, British Flesher

 
I have to say, this makes me really really curious as to what you guys could have been photographed doing that you didn't want people to know about.  You had to have been bludgeoning puppies or diddling children or something really despicable, because you usually don't seem to care what other people think about your antics.
 
Posted by Devyn on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 6:01 AM
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Salvador Pollock (A.K.A. Beerdo)
Salvador Pollock

 
you/those sonsofbitches!!!

 
Posted by Salvador Pollock (A.K.A. Beerdo) on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 6:28 AM
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Nick Brentwood

 
I like how people dont get that the whole "photos" story is probably a joke.
SOD seems like a pretty legit label. Either way, NOFX rules. Cant wait for Warped Tour Long Island.
 
Posted by Nick Brentwood on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 5:23 PM
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Bert
Albert fernandez

 
that fucking sucks disporportioned sweaty balls,,you know you can go to the anarchist cookbook for revenge :) but yeah now im actually gonna buy one of those, for the most part shitty comps, if it has a unrelaesed nofx song
 
Posted by Bert on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 6:39 PM
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Executivitis

 
side one dummy so stupid.  you would have paid more.

 
Posted by Executivitis on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 9:36 PM
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IDIOTPLASMASCREEN
Nick Davis

 
Ha! And they released that oh so rebelious ''leaders of today'' comp
 
Posted by IDIOTPLASMASCREEN on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 12:53 AM
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TREVOLT

 
It MIGHT just be a joke?
 
Posted by TREVOLT on Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 3:11 PM
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punk-o!

 
black mailing sons of a goat!, hey dudes so u arent playing in charlotte in the warped tour?, fuck man, i had been waiting for seeing u play, like all my life dammit, fuck man i will have to move to california or some shit like that, to see u play
 
Posted by punk-o! on Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 4:16 PM
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MyMonikerIsBrianAndImRottenToTHeCore!
Brian Burks

 
maybe if I had compomising pictures of your mexijew asses I could get ya to play the Atlanta warped tour- you bastards.....!
 
Posted by MyMonikerIsBrianAndImRottenToTHeCore! on Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 9:44 PM
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andy

 
Good job, fatty. You just got 1/3rd of your fanbase believing another one of your tales. Tell them what really happened...

 
Posted by andy on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - 1:43 AM
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Kev-Bot v1.3

 
While I agree that SideOneDummy's use of blackmail is totally fucked. I just want to know why NOFX didn't want to do the compilation in the first place.

NOFX has been on numerous Warped Tour Compilations over the last 10 years, and Fat Mike (based on interviews I've read and seen) thinks the world of Kevin Lyman and the tour as a whole.

Would someone who knows what they're talking about care to enlighten me?

Thanks,
Kevin
 
Posted by Kev-Bot v1.3 on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - 1:59 PM
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Derek Koi

 
Kevin, if you read it again it says they did not want to be on the cover of the album. It never mentions them not willing to throw a song on the comp.
 
Posted by Derek Koi on Friday, June 19, 2009 - 8:57 AM
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"Joey Baggs"
Joe Miller

 
Do they have daughters? Where?

 
Posted by "Joey Baggs" on Thursday, June 18, 2009 - 11:44 PM
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DEAD INSIDE

 
I have copies of those photos. I want a Fatwrechords Frisbee and you guys to play my backyard BBQ!
 
Posted by DEAD INSIDE on Friday, June 19, 2009 - 12:48 AM
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Bart

 
That really sucks! Although I really don't think any of your fans would give a damn if someone released naked pictures of you guys or whatever.  Their are some lame motherfuckers in this world...


 
Posted by Bart on Monday, June 22, 2009 - 8:03 PM
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Nick

 
thats fucked up
 
Posted by Nick on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 - 3:56 AM
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Hoy Dormis Afuera

 
I wonder how looks those japan pictures jaja

and... PLEASE COME BACK TO SOUTH AMERICAAA!!!

ARGENTINA fucking miss you guys!!!

=(





 
Posted by Hoy Dormis Afuera on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 4:41 PM
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Noah
Noah Mackey

 
Well if there are any "Photos" they probably still have copies, so money well spent i guess. Also, they would have to be photos of mike or hefe or smelly cheating on their wives somehow, because unless nofx is 100% full of shit then there's no way they care about people seeing them doing stupid shit. I saw mike snort fucked up green shit on television. The only way they'd care that much ($10,000 worth) is if it was gonna fuck up something that money couldn't fix, like a marriage. 

Which leads me to beleive there was no such chain of events or the chain of events is far different than described, either way, it's all stupid, and yeah blackmale is illegal.   

But I'm just some random kid who likes nofx from indiana, nofx has a pretty huge circle of friends that I'm just not a part of, so what the fuck do I know.

See ya on the 7th I hope.

 
Posted by Noah on Saturday, June 27, 2009 - 6:01 PM
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That's what I said, booby traps...
Stephanie Latscu

 
hahaha! i don't know what's funnier, the story or everyone who took it seriously.

 
Posted by That's what I said, booby traps... on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 6:38 AM
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The Wrecktals

 
That's fuckin' funny.

 
Posted by The Wrecktals on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 1:03 AM
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READY FOR SNOW!!
Allen Meadows

 
what the fuck happened to warped tour anyway?
someone needs to set up another tour that is all good music..no emo screaming fucks. spread the word at the va beach stop. id love to hear your drunk ass talk shit haha
 
Posted by READY FOR SNOW!! on Monday, July 06, 2009 - 2:30 AM
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¡Víva La Doñald!
Donald Pearson

 
sweet

 
Posted by ¡Víva La Doñald! on Monday, July 06, 2009 - 6:46 AM
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datasplash

 
Oh okay Mike, so, you don't want anyone to see those pics of you in a Generation X t-shirt right?

 
Posted by datasplash on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 - 12:29 AM
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Tranzparent

 
Wow, nevermind about the "why aren't you coming to Detroit on the Warped" comment. I guess some people no matter how into the scene they once were eventually give in to the "American Dream", it's sad.
 
Posted by Tranzparent on Saturday, July 11, 2009 - 2:16 AM
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Thomas

 
FUCK warped tour
 
Posted by Thomas on Monday, July 13, 2009 - 4:50 PM
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ErockV
Eric Vierling

 
Are all of you seriously that retarded?

 
Posted by ErockV on Monday, July 13, 2009 - 9:24 PM
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The Nads

 
Where are all these stupid people from?
And how did they get to be so dumb?
I don't know how they got to be so dumb.
But at least now we know where they are from.
 
Posted by The Nads on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 - 5:49 PM
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Captain Anarchy Oi! To The World
Sean Johnson

 
what could you have done that people havnt already seen you doing?
 
Posted by Captain Anarchy Oi! To The World on Wednesday, July 15, 2009 - 7:04 PM
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SelfEsteem BoatWillie

 
that always sucks ask Michael Phelps

 
Posted by SelfEsteem BoatWillie on Thursday, July 16, 2009 - 3:13 AM
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Is This Thing On?
Ryan Faust

 
I really think that they're joking. I mean, Side One Dummy is pretty legit.....
but if not, that really fuckin sucks.
.......but i'm REALLY curious as to what the pictures are of 0.o
 
Posted by Is This Thing On? on Saturday, July 18, 2009 - 8:11 PM
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