1. "The Waiting Room" has been downloaded over 750 times since its release. Everyone but this asshole likes it. If you haven't already, go to our NSFW bikini site and get your free copy.

2. Step Brothers is the 2nd best Will Ferrell movie so far. The best? Not this piece of crap, that's for damn sure.

3. We have not been doing shows lately because... well, there's lots of reasons. Just know that all of those reasons are money. Not pregnancy. Or flat tires.

4. We have been doing a weekly podcast in which we discuss the NFL. It's called "The Other Side" and is available at this dope sports site. What, we can't be grunting Americans once a week just because we have a song called "Monkey Christ"? Your intellectual demands can get kicked in the dick!

5. Seez will be releasing an album called "Broken Clock: Skeleton Key" in Spring '09. Keep an eye on the youtubes for promotional videos. The material is SUPER poeticalistic raps over beats from Barney Stinson, Alex Goose, cam_one, illMEASURED, TK, and Father Scott (no online presence... so MYSTERIOUS!!!)

6. Tis the season to be suicidal. Get a lamp and put down the starchy food.

7. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up."